16/05/2026
We are in the process of moving out and I found this under the house!
About 10 years ago I decided to go to a marriage expo and spruik my wares. I got this made, printed a bunch of business cards, pictures in frames etc. Definitely not my scene, and I booked zero weddings. A great way to waste a day and about $400!
The good thing about this job though is that if you do a decent job in front of a bunch of wedding guests, you will keep getting work. So that’s been my business model for the last 10 years 😂 (plus intermittent social media posting). I officiate 30~ weddings per year, which as a weekend job, is perfect for me. So, if you or somebody you know is getting married, get in touch!
Also, if you want this poster, I will sign it and sell it to you for $401.