01/09/2026
Here we go again….!
Transferable Skills for Celebrants
Episode 3: Carlton Supporter 💙
I’ve been a Bluebagger since I was old enough to pick a team. Babe, I’ve seen some things.
A salary cap scandal. Tanking allegations (lol, we definitely did it). Wooden spoons. Cardboard boxes. The false hope of new dawns - Ratten, Malthouse, Bolton, the Teague Train. Fev leaving. Juddy’s shoulders failing under the weight of carrying us. A five-goal prelim lead that disappeared. A president (allegedly) putting his junk on the internet. And, most recently, a 1–8 start, Vossy’s downfall and the arrival of our saviour in his beautiful Fraser Blazer.
So yeah...
I’m pretty comfortable with unexpected plot twists, emotional rollercoasters, and sticking around for the long haul.
Up the Baggers 💙