The Function DJ

08/07/2025

🎤 Get ready to belt it out like it's 1985! 💃

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We're throwing it way back at The Swan in Ripponden for an unforgettable night of 80s bangers and Power Ballad Magic.

Whether you're rocking neon leg warmers or just vibing with the tunes, fancy dress is totally optional—but highly encouraged 😏

Expect big hair, big voices, and even bigger emotions. From Bonnie Tyler to Journey, Whitney to Whitesnake—this is your chance to relive the drama and dance like nobody’s watching.

📅 Date: Friday the 11th of July
📍 Location: The Swan, Ripponden
🎶 Theme: 80s & Power Ballads
👗 Fancy Dress:Optional, but you KNOW it’s more fun in spandex.

✨ Come for the nostalgia. Stay for the anthems. Leave with a story.

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24/06/2025

🏠 MOVING HOUSE – A Genre Odyssey Through House This Friday | 7–11PM | The Swan Tavern

Your Friday night just got a remix. Step into Moving House, where each hour is a new sonic destination:

Start with groove-laced classic house to warm the floor.

Drift through the Living Room: rock & indie refreshed and remixed.

Feel the Kitchen Heat as 90s/00s pop and hip-hop blend into funky house fire.

Head to the Basement for retro rhythms—disco, garage, early EDM.
End big in the Main Room with today’s hottest house: deep, tech, Afro and beyond.

🕺🏼 Limited hours. Unlimited rhythm. Bring the energy—we're Moving House.

17/05/2025

Not long now. Go time…8pm

12/05/2025

When you get to work and two legends are waiting for you. Big Ang Shaun Lever ❤️

12/05/2025

This Saturday

Craft

Tunes n that!!

12/05/2025

📣 Now Taking Bookings! 📣
We’re thrilled to announce that The Function DJ is officially open for bookings!

Whether you're planning a wedding, corporate function, or private celebration, we specialize in delivering top-tier music experiences that are customized to your event. 🎶✨

Dates are filling fast, so don’t wait to secure your spot. Let’s work together to create unforgettable memories throughout 2025!

📩 Contact us directly through the link below to check availability and get started:
👉 https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61551516958839

🎧 The Function DJ, a maestro of mayhem with 20+ years in the business. Whether it's a classy wedding, corporate bash, or a wild club night, we bring beats to make the crowd bounce (and maybe even your gran). Expect magic on the floor. 🎶

10/05/2025

⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️Gig Incoming⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️

Clear your calendars and lace up your dancing shoes — Saturday 17th May, Craft in West Vale is the only place to be.

🎧 The Function DJ is back on the decks, spinning floor-fillers and smooth vocals all night long. Expect high energy, big tunes, and vibes that hit just right.

📅 Date: Saturday, 17th May
⏰ Time: From 8pm ‘til you can’t feel your feet
📍 Where: Craft, West Vale

Whether you’re out for a proper knees-up or just chasing a good time, this night’s got it all — banging music, belting atmosphere, and a crowd that knows how to party.

No excuses, no regrets — just turn up, turn loose, and make it one to remember. See you front and centre.

08/04/2025

Alright, you lot — get yourselves down to Craft in West Vale this Saturday, April 12th, ‘cause The Function DJ is rollin’ in with grooves and vocals smoother than a pint of the good stuff.

📅 When? Saturday, April 12th
⏰ Time? 8pm ‘til late
📍 Where? Craft, West Vale

It’s gonna be a proper belter — good tunes, good vibes, and a night you probably won’t remember (but you’ll definitely feel in the morning). Come have a dance, have a laugh, and let the music do its thing.

Don’t be a melt — get yerself there. See you down the front!

27/03/2025

Alright, you lot — get yourselves down to Craft in West Vale on Saturday, April 12th, ‘cause The Function DJ is rollin’ in with grooves and vocals smoother than a pint of the good stuff.

📅 When? Saturday, April 12th
⏰ Time? 8pm ‘til late
📍 Where? Craft, West Vale

It’s gonna be a proper belter — good tunes, good vibes, and a night you probably won’t remember (but you’ll definitely feel in the morning). Come have a dance, have a laugh, and let the music do its thing.

Don’t be a melt — get yerself there. See you down the front!

18/03/2025

GIG ANNOUNCEMENT!

The Function DJ is bringing toe tapping grooves and smooth vocals to the bar at KoKo's Halifax,

📅 When? Saturday, March 29th
⏰ Time? Midnight ‘til late
📍 Where? KoKo’s Bar, Halifax

Expect good tunes, good vibes, and a cracking night. Come have a dance, have a laugh, and soak up the music.

See you there!