Crit Hit Kitchen

10/30/2025

Alright here is the run down.

I will have to cap how many families I can help each week due to funds but I will help how I can. Shoot me a message here or on my personal Facebook on Sunday of each week.

Monday morning I will reach out to confirm pickup or drop off for the hot meal
If I have care packages available I will bring those as well!

I’m so hopeful and thankful to help in anyway that can be.

Don’t hesitate to reach out if you need assistance. We are all in this together.

10/27/2025

I pumped the breaks on this project and went back to a regular 9-5 but in light of recent changes in our community my family and I are deciding to use this platform again.

This year, instead of focusing on gifts and shopping, my family and I are turning our Sundays and Mondays into something different — a way to give back.

From November through the end of December, Crit Hit Kitchen will be preparing free meals and care packages for families in need. Each week, we’ll cook up something warm and comforting, along with home essentials and small kindnesses for anyone struggling right now.

We might not have much, but we have hearts, hands, and a kitchen — and that’s enough to make a difference.

We’ll be doing this every Sunday and Monday, starting the first week of November. If you’d like to help — by donating ingredients, supplies, or even a few hours of your time — we’d love to have you join us.

Let’s remind our community that compassion still exists, and that no one has to go without a warm meal this holiday season. 💛

06/26/2025

Here it is the updated menu for crit hit kitchen!
If anyone has any questions just let me know! I’ll be adding a physical copy to orders this week so you have one of your very own. 😎

06/25/2025

✨✨MENU CHANGES✨✨

I will print and post pictures of all changes to the menu this week

1. I will be removing The Guild Wrap from the menu.
2. I will be adding a coconut curry that will have a vegetarian, chicken, or shrimp option
3. I will also be adding a grilled chicken breast dinner. The chicken will be a light lemon and rosemary flavor served with a mushroom rice and our pixie greens.
4. The paladins poke cake will be transforming from a banana pudding poke cake to an absolutely delicious strawberry crunch poke cake. 🤤 (I’m the most excited for this)
5. Last but not least the dessert wontons while delicious are not working as I had imagined so they will be transforming to mini pie bites. Same flavor, more filling, different outside.

Message us with any questions!

06/25/2025

‼️‼️Ordering is open for the week‼️‼️

Order tonight for pickup or delievery as early as tomorrow!

Delivery is free up to five miles then and there will be an added charge.

Day of ordering is accepted but it is not a guarantee I will have the ingredients to make what you request. Especially desserts.

06/25/2025

Adventurer's it's been a month since I began this journey. I have had some unbelievable support from the community and great feedback from everyone that has tried my food.

I will be making some adjustments to the menu in the next week or so, bear with me as we get all of this smoothed out.

Let me know in the comments if you'd like to see anything specific from us that we aren't offering!

Send a message to learn more

06/17/2025

Calling all Adventurers 📣📣

It’s that time again!

✨✨Ordering opens today put in your orders for Delievery or pickup Thursday through Sunday. If you haven’t ordered from us yet you’re definitely missing out ✨✨

06/11/2025

✨✨HERE IT IS✨✨

First print of Crit Hit Kitchen’s menu‼️‼️

Ordering is now O P E N

06/10/2025

🎲✨ Roll for deliciousness… it’s almost that time again! ✨🎲

Crit Hit Kitchen opens for orders this Thursday, and your weekend feast is just a few clicks away. Whether you’re gearing up for game night or just need a break from cooking, we’ve got the comfort food to keep your HP (and mood) maxed out. 💥🍴

📅 Order Thurs–Sun
📲 Online only — summon your next meal through your favorite delivery platform!

Get ready to eat like a legend. Your taste buds will thank you. 💀🔥🧄

06/08/2025

📣Welcome new Adventurers to Crit Hit Kitchen!! 📣

Here’s the run down

My name is Renee and I’ve worked in the food industry for 16 years. I decided to take the plunge and start selling food to close friends and ✨WOW✨ did it take off more than I expected or dreamed it could.

I am saving to get a brick and mortar ASAP yall!

For now we are just a ghost kitchen.

‼️Orders are for pickup or delivery‼️

📸 I have pictures of just about every menu item on our page now but I will be posting a picture of our menu today.

Orders are done thursday through Sunday
UNLESS you directly message me and need something for a group or a special order.
Orders need to be placed the BY THE NIGHT BEFORE you want delivery/pickup.
Order cuts off by 11 pm

Thank you, thank you, thank you to all that have supported me and spread the word the past few weeks

To the new followers I can’t wait to cook for you!

I’m so excited to have all of you join my party and can’t wait to see all the adventures that await us! ✨✨✨

06/08/2025

‼️NO ORDERS TODAY‼️
Unfortunately due to last nights storm we are currently without power.

06/06/2025

Had the absolute pleasure to make and sell my first whole Alchemist cheesecake this week 🔥

The support is out of this world adventurers
Keep the party going 🧙🍪