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Buttons the Clown Home Town Clown in Anderson SC providing family fun in upstate SC and Georgia for 15 years. Clown of Choice of the Anderson Area YMCA.

Award winning balloon artist and kids magician, Featured Clown at the Elberton 12 County Fair for 10+ years.

06/04/2020

Post 2 of jokes

11. Two pickles fell out of a jar onto the floor. What did one say to the other?​Dill with it.
12. What did the Dalmatian say after lunch?​​That hit the spot!
13. Why did the kid cross the playground?​​To get to the other slide.
14. How does a vampire start a letter?​​​Tomb it may concern...
15. What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?​R2 detour.
16. How do you stop an astronaut’s baby from crying?​​You rocket!
17. Why was 6 afraid of 7? ​​​​Because 7, 8, 9
18. What is a witch’s favorite subject in school? ​Spelling!
19. When does a joke become a “dad” joke?​​When the punchline is a parent.
20. How do you make a lemon drop?​​​Just let it fall.

30/03/2020

A few jokes for a silly laugh during these times:
1. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping? A dino-snore!
2. What is fast, loud and crunchy? A rocket chip!
3. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert? Because she was stuffed.
4. What has ears but cannot hear? A cornfield.
5. What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells!
6. What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frost bite!
7. What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner is on me!
8. Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake!
9. When you look for something, why is it always in the last place you look?
Because when you find it, you stop looking.
10. What is brown, hairy and wears sunglasses? A coconut on vacation.

Be Safe and keep a sense of humor😄
Buttons

09/03/2020

Buttons is at Rocky River Residential Care tonight. YooWoo

02/03/2020

YooWoo Freddy’s balloon twisting tomorrow night 5-8pm.

21/02/2020

Buttons will be at the Y After School Program at Flat Rock Elementary School on Monday. Sharing an Anti Bullying Program and the love of Jesus.

14/02/2020
09/02/2020
09/02/2020

Buttons Twists Balloons at Freddys on N Greenville Street the First Tuesday of the month

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Opening Hours

Monday 07:00 - 17:00
Tuesday 07:00 - 22:00
Wednesday 07:00 - 22:00
Thursday 09:00 - 17:00
Friday 09:00 - 10:00
Saturday 09:00 - 17:00

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864-617-8168

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