Salty’s Comedy Nurse Salty

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Salty’s Comedy Nurse Salty Salty’s Comedy|Nurse Salty (Michael Saltz) is best known for his quick wit and funny story telling.

A parent, nurse, paramedic,and firefighter whose real life experices fuel his relatable, certified clean comedy giving you side splitting laughs!

OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT!After much deliberation, countless conversations, and consulting with my family, friends, and prob...
10/19/2026

OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT!
After much deliberation, countless conversations, and consulting with my family, friends, and probably a few people who didn’t ask to be consulted… I have made my decision.
This November, I am officially running for Comedy.
That’s right. In a time when there’s a lot of noise, a lot of nonsense, and not nearly enough laughing, I believe the people deserve a candidate who will deliver what really matters:
More laughs. Less politics.
My platform is simple:
✅ More jokes
✅ More shows
✅ More Chinese food
✅ Fewer boring nights out
So when you head to the ballot box this November, remember there’s only one candidate committed to bringing the people what they truly need:
VOTE SALTY FOR COMEDY
Laughs you can believe in.
Shows. Tickets. Booking.
saltyscomedy.com
Salty’s Comedy Nurse Salty

🎄🎤 WARWICK, WE’RE BACK FOR ROUND 2! 😂The One Oakland Comedy Series returns with LOCALLY SOURCED LAUGHS 2! And just in ti...
10/18/2026

🎄🎤 WARWICK, WE’RE BACK FOR ROUND 2! 😂

The One Oakland Comedy Series returns with LOCALLY SOURCED LAUGHS 2! And just in time for the holidays, we’re bringing another great night of stand-up comedy to Warwick!

Forget the holiday shopping, wrapping presents, and pretending you like your in-laws. Come laugh with us instead! 😂

🎤 YOUR COMEDY LINEUP:

🎙️ Salty – Your host for the evening, bringing the laughs and a little salt! 🧂

🎙️ Dayna Marie – Bringing her comedy from the New York Comedy Club!

🎙️ Chuck Chillout – Our special guest comic!

🌟 HEADLINER: LARRY DiGREGORIO – Bringing the laughs from the Funny Bone Comedy Club!

📅 Saturday, December 19, 2026

📍 One Oakland – 1 Oakland Ave, Warwick, NY

🕖 Seating begins at 7:00 PM

🎭 Showtime: 7:30 PM

🎟️ Tickets: $20

🍔 Make a night of it! Come early and enjoy great food, café drinks, and everything One Oakland has to offer before the show!

🎟️ GET YOUR TICKETS:
👉 https://saltyscomedy.com

🎧 Sponsored by Salty & Scotty Podcast and Hudson Valley Comedy Connection.

Grab your friends, bring your significant other, or come escape your family for a couple of hours. We won’t judge! 😂

Support local comedy. Enjoy local laughs. Stay Salty! 🧂🎤

https://www.tickettailor.com/events/saltyscomedy/2439783

10/17/2026

Incredible SOLD OUT show tonight Bean & Barrel Cafe! The food, drinks, and comedy were amazing! If you haven't been here yet you're missing out! Thank you Kait No-Hate Marrinskii Gary Levitt and our amazing headliner Linette Palladino for bringing the funny! Looking forward to the next one!

10/16/2026

Get ready for a night of laughs at Latino Heat Comedy on Saturday, October 24! 🎤 Hosted by ’s Comedy Nurse Salty and featuring Alana J and J.J. Ramirez, seating begins at 9 PM.
🎟️ General Admission starts at $20, and VIP packages are available for $40. Bring your friends and join us for a night of comedy, good vibes, and nonstop laughs!

🎫 Get your tickets in the comment below!

📍8 ORANGE PLAZA, MIDDLETOWN, NY
📞+1 845-207-8820

10/15/2026

Bro made one decision and somehow ended up in marriage counseling at a comedy show. 😂

10/13/2026

What’s your most embarrassing ‘dad’ habit?

Mine is when I give other dads my shopping cart I tell them “ she pulls to the left, I’d avoid tight turns until you get a feel for her”

What happened to the chairs outside dressing rooms??That used to be my favorite part of clothes shopping.All the dads an...
10/12/2026

What happened to the chairs outside dressing rooms??
That used to be my favorite part of clothes shopping.

All the dads and husbands would sit there together, complete strangers, silently bonding while occasionally yelling: Yeah, that looks great!

We had no idea what we were looking at.

Meanwhile the moms were actually paying attention:
“ is there enough room in the crotch.”
“That fits better.”
“Turn around.”
“Lift your arms up.”

The dads were basically just a support group for each other. When one would leave we’d say I hope you get out of here soon.

Thank you, Nike, for still providing a dad bench today.

Some traditions are worth saving.

10/12/2026

Salty’s Comedy took the show on the road tonight up to Portsmouth NH. Producing my first out of state show. We had a packed house Thirsty Moose Portsmouth. Thank you to Jordan Corbin, Amparo Randall, guest comic who was working waiting tables ran downstairs and crushed Sawyer Pearson, and our headliner Ashley Favreau. Thank you Portsmouth for having me hope to do it again! Thank you Kira Saltz for helping pack the house.

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