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Tampa Beer Burro A beer burro is a gentle mini donkey with an irresistibly cute face and big ears. Interactive, photo-ready fun. 2025 spots limited—now booking 2026!

they arrive wearing a saddle pack cooler—ready to carry beverages, cards, or gifts. Perfect for weddings, corporate events, quinceañeras, and other types of parties. Make your event unforgettable with our animal servers! 📸✨ Dressed to impress, loved by guests—our mini donkeys arrive in style and steal the spotlight. Reserve your date!🫏🎉🫏

10/14/2026
When this picture came together, the whole crowd watching just went silent. 🥹💕 It was one of those moments that was just...
09/29/2026

When this picture came together, the whole crowd watching just went silent. 🥹💕 It was one of those moments that was just so special.

Sam, the beautiful bride, and Tinker Belle, our little cow princess, lived happily ever after — even if it was just for a minute in time. 🐮👰‍♀️💕

I cannot WAIT to see what the professional photographers captured from this moment!

09/28/2026

🎉 FIFTY, FIESTA & A COUPLE OF PARTY ANIMALS! 🌵🍺

Snoop Donk and Martha Stewart thoroughly enjoyed Jen’s 50th… especially when they discovered the mini Coronas were donkey-sized. 😂🫏🍺

Between the DJ, the mariachi band, and the mini Coronas, these two were pretty convinced this fiesta was actually thrown for them. 😂🎶🌵

¡Salud to 50, Jen! 💃🎂🍺

Tinker Belle is BACK to work! 🐮💗She had the best time soaking up all the snuggles, love, and attention today. And honest...
09/27/2026

Tinker Belle is BACK to work! 🐮💗

She had the best time soaking up all the snuggles, love, and attention today. And honestly… I think she missed it as much as everyone missed her!

Have a friend getting married or planning an event? Tell them they MUST have a Beverage Cow and a B**r Burro to start the party! 🍻🐮🫏

Because there’s just nothing like the smiles these two bring. ❤️

The drinks are fun… but the animals are what everyone remembers! ✨

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09/12/2026

Snoop Donk and Elsa is making an appearance! Tomorrow (Sunday) from 12:30-1:30 pm. If you would like to see what this B**r Burro experience is all about come say hi to us/take a picture/tag us at Bonnet Springs Park.

09/05/2026

🎉🫏 WE’RE BACK, BABY! 🍻🎉

We kicked off our season at Cecil’s 50th Fiesta and, of course, the Florida rain decided it wanted to be part of the party. 😂🌧️

But did the rain ruin the Fiesta? NOPE! We waited it out, the skies cooperated, and this backyard birthday party turned into one heck of a night! 🎶🌮🍻

A mariachi band, a 50th birthday, a backyard full of fun AND the Tampa B**r Burros… now THAT is how you start a season! 🫏🍺❤️

Thank you, Cecil, for letting us be part of such a special celebration!

✨ When you’re planning that once-in-a-lifetime party, remember Tampa B**r Burro. We promise to show up, bring our best, and make sure your guests have a party they won’t forget! 🫏🍻

Cheers to another season! 🎉

**rburro


🍂🎉 And just like that… our FALL SEASON begins TOMORROW! 🎉🍂And what better way to kick it off than with a 50th Fiesta! 🌮🎊...
08/28/2026

🍂🎉 And just like that… our FALL SEASON begins TOMORROW! 🎉🍂

And what better way to kick it off than with a 50th Fiesta! 🌮🎊

The donks are SO excited to get back to work! 🫏💕 And honestly… I am too! 😂

There’s just something so special about watching people light up when they see the donkeys. The smiles, the laughs, the excitement, and all the love they get make every bit of the hard work behind the scenes completely worth it. ❤️

Our donks truly LOVE the attention and affection they get at events. They know when it’s time to go have fun, meet new people, pose for pictures, and soak up all the attention. 🥰🫏

Here’s to a busy, fun-filled fall season! 🍁🎉

Let’s do this, donks! ❤️

**rBurro

08/18/2026

Tinker Belle had her newest adventure! 🐮💅🏼😂

This girl is pretty booked for events this coming fall, and well… every girl needs to get her toes done before a busy social season! So Tink got her FIRST PEDICURE! 🥰

She got to watch Peaches go first and apparently decided, “Yep, that looks like something I should do.” 😂 She followed Peach’s lead like a pro!

I honestly had NO idea that contraption would fit such a tiny cow, but sure enough… it did! Tink settled right in, took a tiny nap, and thoroughly enjoyed her pedicure. 💕🐮

And then came the funniest part…

Our neighbor boy’s mom asked him if he wanted to see “the cow’s feet cut off.”

He immediately said NO. 😂 I mean… WHO would want to see that?!

Momma quickly backtracked and realized that perhaps “watch the cow get her feet trimmed” would have been a better choice of words. 🤣

So, I’m pretty sure we saved a three-year-old from a lifetime of cow-related trauma today.

No cows lost their feet in the making of this pedicure. 😂😂

Tinker Belle is officially ready to put her best little hooves forward for fall! 💅🏼🐮💕

08/12/2026

Today our sweet Martha Stewart turns 5! 🥹🫏💕

Martha and Snoop Donk were the beginning of something I never knew I needed so much. When we adopted them at around 5 months old, I had absolutely NO idea how much joy these two little donkeys were going to bring into my life.

Martha has become so much more than just one of our animals. She’s brought smiles, laughs, hugs and a whole lot of happiness to hundreds of people every year through the events she attends. And honestly, getting to watch the joy she brings to other people might be one of my favorite parts of all of this. ❤️

There is just something special about mini donkeys. They have these giant personalities packed into those little bodies, and Martha is proof of that.

She and Snoop bonded very early, and these two have basically decided that wherever one goes, the other is going. They truly can’t go nowhere without each other. 😂

Happy 5th Birthday, Martha Stewart! 🎂🫏

Thank you for being one of the very first little pieces of something that has grown into a part of my life I can’t imagine living without.

We love you, Marthy girl. 💕
And yes… Snoop will be right there celebrating with you. 😂🫏🫏

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