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EAT DANK FOOD. Private Chef based in Vail, CO | Also serving Aspen, Breckenridge, & Beyond✨ Tasting menus, casual fine dining experiences, always dank food.

Brought to you by Chef Shelby Lewis.

25/11/2025

This is what you eat while you wait for turkey…

maple syrup & miso apple chips. The perfect umami caramel apple snack to solve any hangry moment on turkey day. 🦃

21/11/2025

MILK MAGIC ✨

Charlie Kelly tried to warn us about milk steak and we all laughed. Turns out he was onto something.

This is milk-braised pork that becomes pork dulce de leche—the milk caramelizes into a sweet, savory, sexy sauce. It’s Italian. It’s chaos. It’s what happens when you take a joke from Always Sunny a little too far and end up with something you wished you had made sooner.

Pork butt braised with milk, fennel, lemon, garlic, sage until it falls apart and the milk turns into magic. Served with polenta, braised turnish greens, chimichurri, and crispy sage. Your finest milk pork, boiled over hard.

Yes, those are jellybeans. No, you’re not supposed to eat them. IYKYK.

Eat Dank Food… just trust me. eatdankfood.com | DM | Link in bio

19/11/2025

You’ve had pumpkin spice lattes. Now try pumpkin spice lamb.

Lamb chops marinated overnight with a sweet umami pumpkin fall blend, grilled, & topped with a chestnut crumble, roasted radishes, smashed fingerlings, and grilled asparagus. FYI … this is what fall tastes like when it’s not in a $15 latte.

PSL season means cozy dinners. Let me handle yours. 👉 eatdankfood.com or DM to book your Vail dinner party.

You come to Vail to ski, relax, and celebrate. Let me handle the food.Private chef services for celebrations, vacation d...
16/11/2025

You come to Vail to ski, relax, and celebrate. Let me handle the food.

Private chef services for celebrations, vacation dinners, and everything in between.

Go to 👉 eatdankfood.com or DM to book.

You come to Vail to ski, relax, and celebrate. Let me handle the food.✨Private chef services for celebrations, vacation ...
16/11/2025

You come to Vail to ski, relax, and celebrate. Let me handle the food.✨

Private chef services for celebrations, vacation dinners, and everything in between.

Go to 👉 eatdankfood.com or DM to book.

09/11/2025

Wedding food shouldn’t be an afterthought.

✨ 21-day dry aged steak from
✨ Strawberry harissa. Butternut squash puree.
✨ marinated goat & sheep’s milk cheese
✨ Crispy shallots & microgreens

Because your guests will remember what they ate and so will you. 😉

Congrats & .

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Book your next private chef event 👉 DM or call 570.561.4835

07/11/2025

is not wrong though. I could pay kids who see my instagram $500 to promote me to their parents. 🤣

Or you could just… try Eat Dank Food? That always works too. 😉

03/11/2025

Sooo I marinated a ribeye steak in gochujang and finished it with a caramelized scallop brown butter sauce… this might be my new heavy hitter.

Surf & Turf… but make it DANK. 😉

02/11/2025

Grown-up PB & J… crudo edition.

✨ Diver Scallop
✨ Thai Cashew Viniagrette
✨ Green Grape, Cucumber, & Date Relish
✨ Wasabi Greens
✨ Pistachio Dukkah

Would you try this?! 🤤

26/10/2025

Another members weekend at San Pedro Hunting Camp at Cage Ranch for the books. I got me some birds!!!!

25/10/2025

If texture was a love language. ❤️

Spicy arugula, jammy figs, shallot crunch, all dressed up in a creamy tahini-citrus vinaigrette. Dank Food at it’s finest.

Eat Dank Food Private Chef Services in Denver ✨ Vail ✨ Aspen

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