DJ Biondo - Pants Too Tight Entertainment

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DJ Biondo - Pants Too Tight Entertainment

Irreverent. "A Letter from the founder and CEO of Pants Too Tight Entertainment"

Actually... I'm the sole proprietor of the business. "Fine. "Sigh.

There's not like... a corporate hierarchy or anything. A Letter from the founder of Pants Too Tight Entertainment, a global leader in karaoke and DJ services"

Global? I work in the metro DC area. I'm pretty much, you know, just here. A Letter from DJ Biondo, who makes everything difficult"

That's not fair. "A Letter from that guy who should shut up and take a compliment when I'm trying to make h

im seem cooler than he actually is"

That was hurtful. "A Letter from GOOD, YOU IDIOT"

Am I self sabotaging my own page description? "You might want to see a psychiatrist for that..." Hi, I'm DJ Biondo, and I started Pants Too Tight Entertainment in November of 2012. I offer karaoke services to bars in the metro area and DJ services to private events wherever there is fun to be had. I bring my own personal blend of humor, hubris, and harrowing vocals to every show. I'll play for weddings, graduations, private house parties, or any other event you can think up. Message me for details! "That was a bit self-serving. Might want to tone it down a bit."

:(

20/03/2026

Red Rocks, I’m back. I’m baaaaaaaaaack!

30/01/2026

Come to Red Rocks Cafe tonight for karaoke to congratulate my efforts in shoveling out my storage unit! Also, RIP, lower back muscles. You died as you lived: wondering when the core muscles were going to show up and help.

26/12/2025

‘Twas the day after Christmas, and on the floor of his place
Biondo was waking, cookie crumbs on his face

The torn Christmas wrapping he used as a sheet
He threw off abruptly, in search of more sweets

Then with mouth full of chocolate, he gathered his things
And drove down to Red Rocks, so people could sing.

06/10/2025

Craftworx’s karaoke needs have changed, so I will no longer be running a show there. I wish them nothing but continued success in bringing good vibes to Gainesville.

As for my future plans, you know what they say: “When God closes a door, he opens a jar of pickles. Then, God drinks directly from the jar. Man, what a power move.”

20/09/2025

Red Rocks Cafe & Tequila Bar Karaoke tonight!

30/08/2025

Red Rocks Cafe & Tequila Bar, it is about that time. The time: it is about that.

14/08/2025

CraftWorx Taproom karaoke starts at 6pm. My anxious meltdown starts at 6:45pm. My self-protective fugue state kicks in at 7:15pm. The torrent of F-bombs happens at 7:30pm. The realization that I’ve burned all my bridges and nothing truly matters anymore happens at 7:32pm. Then the pants come off…

10/07/2025

The second Thursday of the month is Craftworx Karaoke! Here’s a helpful mnemonic device to remember our new schedule:

Craftworx Yearns for Second Thursdays; or CYST for short!!!

Oh. Oh no. That’s terrible. What’s the opposite of a mnemonic device? Help me forget.

HELP ME FORGET!!!!

04/07/2025

I’m off tonight, but you can still peep the perpetual party at Red Rocks Cafe & Tequila Bar! Happy 4th, y’all!

23/05/2025

Don’t forget Red Rocks Cafe & Tequila Bar Fridays. Don’t forget. *squawk* Don’t forget.

28/06/2024

I was stuck in one mile of traffic for over an hour today as the result of an accident that shut down the entire area surrounding my equipment storage unit. For my part, I apologize for any inconvenience the cancellation of my show had on your days, folks. To the larger point, someone’s family experienced a tragedy today. Please hug someone you love.

I’m off July 4th. See you in two weeks, everybody.

25/04/2024

I’ll be away from my shows this week, but karaoke soldiers on in my absence. Everyone enjoy yourselves at CraftWorx Taproom Thursday and Red Rocks on Friday! See you next week!

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Tuesday	21:30 - 01:30
Wednesday	21:00 - 01:00
Thursday	21:00 - 01:00
Saturday	21:00 - 01:00

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+17035941159

Website

http://pantstootight.ninja/

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