01/06/2026
My brain currently has 45 tabs open, 42 of them are playing random background music, one is replaying an embarrassing moment from five years ago, another is trying to remember something important I forgot, and the last one is wondering why I walked into this room in the first place.
At this point, my thoughts aren't even organized—they're just running on shuffle mode. Somehow I'm managing to function, answer messages, and look normal while my mind is hosting its own chaotic concert in the background.
Being an overthinker is basically having a full-time DJ living in your head, changing songs, memories, worries, and random ideas every five seconds. The playlist never ends, the volume control is broken, and there is absolutely no "close all tabs" button.