09/28/2026
Hey folks, if you lost your 18 kilos of coke in or around Brevard County, contact Sheriff Ivey.. Heโs a good dude and is eager to return your stuff!
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THE BREVARD COUNTY SHERIFFโS OFFICE IS ATTEMPTING TO RETURN LOST ITEMS TO ITโS OWNERโฆ
If you happened to have lost or accidentally misplaced 18 kilos of co***ne and would like to have your property returned, please contact us at the below number and we will be more than happy to reunite you with your lost property!!
All of us at one point or another in our lives have lost or misplaced something important and are always hopeful that a good samaritan or an incredibly kind person will find our lost item and do the right thing by returning it to itโs rightful owner.
Well since at the Brevard County Sheriffโs Office we always strive to do the right thing, our Narcotics Agents are trying to identify the rightful owner of the 18 kilos of co***ne pictured below that inadvertently fell off the back of someoneโs boat as they were apparently enjoying a leisurely stroll along the beautiful coastline and beaches of Brevard County!!
Thankfully the kilos were in watertight packaging and are brilliantly branded by the cartel for marketing purposes with a very stoic looking jaguar on each package which makes them easily identifiable and ready to be reclaimed!!
The lost items were thankfully discovered by a passerby who in an effort to do the right thing contacted our agency and turned it in!! So in keeping with the theme of doing the right thing we feel itโs important to try and identify the rightful owner of the property!! I mean itโs the very least we can do, especially since it seems so expensive and we are pretty sure that the rightful owners would just kill to get it back!!
So if the 18 kilos of coke belongs to you, all we need you to do is come down to our Criminal Investigative Services building in Rockledge and claim your property with absolutely no strings attached!! Thatโs rightโฆno strings attached as once we properly identify you as the rightful owner we will gladly return your property and also make sure that both you and your property are kept in a secure area so that no one can try to rip you off!!
In fact, we are so excited to return something this valuable to its rightful owner that we are also going to throw in an all expenses paid extensive โstaycationโ at โIveyโs Iron Bar Lodgeโ so that you can reflect for a while on exactly how much your lost property means to you!!
Like my Dad always saidโฆdoing the right thing is always right so help us return your lost and extremely valuable property by calling the number listed below!!
Sheriff Wayne Ivey
