Florida Beer Burros

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Happy Memorial Day from the Florida Beer Burros  Today we pause the party hats and cold brews to honor the heroes who ga...
05/25/2026

Happy Memorial Day from the Florida Beer Burros
Today we pause the party hats and cold brews to honor the heroes who gave everything so we can celebrate freely.
Grateful hearts, full coolers, and a whole lot of love from our herd to yours. ❤️🤍💙

Only a few 2026 slots left — the boys have been BUSY and apparently everyone in Florida wants their drinks delivered by ...
05/24/2026

Only a few 2026 slots left — the boys have been BUSY and apparently everyone in Florida wants their drinks delivered by a tiny, tuxedo‑level donkey.

We’re already booking into 2027, and those dates are starting to move too, so if you’ve been daydreaming about b***os mingling with your guests, stealing the spotlight, and making your wedding or event instantly unforgettable, now’s the time to lock it in.

First come, first served. Deposit required to reserve.

🍺🐴 Florida Beer Burros: PTO ProfessionalsThe Florida Beer Burros LOVE their job…  …but they really love their days off.W...
05/13/2026

🍺🐴 Florida Beer Burros: PTO Professionals

The Florida Beer Burros LOVE their job…
…but they really love their days off.

While humans spend their PTO doing laundry and pretending it’s relaxing, our b***os are out here living like retired celebrities:

- Sunbathing experts — soaking up rays like they’re getting paid for it
- Snack enthusiasts — grazing with the intensity of a competitive eater
- Drama llam— er, b***os — starting arguments over who gets the shady spot
- Selective listeners — suddenly forgetting their names when called
- Union reps — insisting “one more carrot” is part of their contract

If you spot them out enjoying their freedom, no you didn’t.
They’re off-duty, off-leash, and off living their best Florida life.

Another one in the books, and Gus showed up with his brother from another mother like they were the official CEOs of Par...
05/10/2026

Another one in the books, and Gus showed up with his brother from another mother like they were the official CEOs of Party Shenanigans.

They delivered drinks, demanded snacks, photobombed every cute couple within a 20‑foot radius, and acted like the event was their meet‑and‑greet tour. Honestly… they’re not wrong.

Two b***os. One vibe. Maximum charm.
And yes — they’re already asking when the next party is.

Booking update:
We only take 2 events per month, and the calendar fills fast. If you want these long‑eared gentlemen at your wedding or event, now’s the time to lock in your date.

🫏❤️ Why Our Beer Burros Are Truly One‑of‑a‑Kind(And why your event feels different with them there)Most people don’t rea...
05/05/2026

🫏❤️ Why Our Beer Burros Are Truly One‑of‑a‑Kind
(And why your event feels different with them there)

Most people don’t realize this, but a lot of “event animals” are bred specifically for compliance.
Raised from day one to be handled, sold, and used.

That’s not who we are.

We are a rescue.
Our boys are rescues.
We didn’t buy from a breeder — we don’t support intentional breeding at all.

So when our b***os arrived, they already had opinions, boundaries, quirks, trauma, humor, and full‑blown personalities.
They weren’t trained from birth to be easy.
They weren’t pre‑programmed to behave.

Everything they do at an event —
the calmness, the patience, the photos, the baskets, the gentle interactions —
comes from real work, real trust, and real love.

And here’s the part that truly sets us apart:

🫏✨ We have YEARS of experience doing this.
Years of events.
Years of training.
Years of learning each boy’s language.
Years of building confidence, not compliance.

Our b***os show up the way they do because they’ve been loved into it, not bred into it.

When you book Florida Beer Burros, you’re not just getting “event animals.”
You’re getting rescue stories, second chances, and two boys who have worked their way from uncertainty to absolute crowd‑favorite professionals.

That’s the difference people feel —
and it’s why we’re proud of every single event they walk into.

The boys have spoken:  July & August have only a few booking slots left, and they’re ready to trot into your wedding, pa...
05/03/2026

The boys have spoken:
July & August have only a few booking slots left, and they’re ready to trot into your wedding, party, or backyard chaos with drinks and attitude.

Those last summer dates come with 15% off your final balance because the b***os insisted on being “approachable luxury.”

And if you’re thinking 2026 is far away… it’s not.
Next year’s calendar is already filling up fast.

Deposit = your date.
Hesitation = someone else’s b***o selfies.

“Hi. It’s Gus.  Yes, I just got off the trailer.  Yes, I’m already grazing.  And yes, I know I look incredible.  A long ...
05/03/2026

“Hi. It’s Gus.
Yes, I just got off the trailer.
Yes, I’m already grazing.
And yes, I know I look incredible.

A long ride really brings out my natural glow, so I’m out here doing my post‑travel routine:
step one — eat grass,
step two — look handsome,
step three — pretend I don’t see you staring.

I’ve got a big b***o event this weekend, so I’m conserving my energy and practicing my ‘I’m the star of the show’ face. Spoiler: I nailed it.

Some b***os need brushing and pampering.
I just need a breeze, a snack, and a moment to admire myself.

See you this weekend. Try not to faint when you see all this in person.”

June is officially slammed — the boys are booked solid and feeling very important about it.  That leaves us with just 3 ...
04/27/2026

June is officially slammed — the boys are booked solid and feeling very important about it.
That leaves us with just 3 open slots for July & August, and once those are gone… that’s it for summer.

If you’ve been thinking about adding the Florida Beer Burros to your wedding, party, or backyard shenanigans, this is your sign to stop thinking and start booking.
And because we love you (and because the boys negotiated for more carrot money), those last summer dates come with 15% off your final balance.

Deposit locks your date.
Summer won’t wait.

04/24/2026

When Tractor Supply Company says, “Hey, we want to feature your rescue,” you say yes…
and then immediately wonder if they’ve seen you chasing pigs in Crocs, arguing with goats like they’re coworkers, or hauling feed like a feral woodland creature who runs on dunkin' and redbull.

But they showed up with kindness and support for the work happening out here — the early mornings, the late nights, the medical runs, the bottle babies, the chaos, the heartbreak, the healing, and the animals who make every bit of it worth it.

I’m grateful. Truly.

Thank you to Tractor Supply Co. for lifting up small rescues like ours and recognizing the heart behind the mess.
Thank you to my family, our supporters, and the rescues who stand with us when things get heavy.
Thank you to the people who donate, share, show up, message, encourage, and remind us why this mission matters.

To read the full feature, here’s the link:
🔗 https://uniqode.io/X4eRN0

Question of the Week:“Why are you so expensive?”Great question — and here’s the honest answer.Because you get what you p...
04/24/2026

Question of the Week:

“Why are you so expensive?”

Great question — and here’s the honest answer.

Because you get what you pay for.
And our boys are worth every bit of it.

We’ve been one of the first b***o companies in Florida, making smiles since 2018. This isn’t our job or our household income. We’re not trying to get rich. Every dime, minus the cost of making each event happen, goes straight back into caring for the animals at our rescue and sanctuary.

And hey — we get it. Weddings are expensive. Budgets are real. We’re not offended if you choose another company.
We’re simply grateful for the clients who do choose us and understand they’re not just paying for a cute moment…
They’re contributing to a real cause.

Our insurance?
It’s year‑round, specialty, high‑risk coverage — the kind that actually covers live animals. Not the cheap “one‑day event insurance” that wouldn’t protect you, us, or the animals. We carry the real thing 365 days a year, whether we have bookings or not.

And yes — you absolutely get what you pay for.
Our boys are well‑trained, well‑loved, exceptionally cared for, handled daily, vetted regularly, conditioned, insured, and treated like family.

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What your booking helps us do at the rescue:

- Feed and care for 250+ animals who call our sanctuary home
- Support TNVK work (Trap, Neuter, Vaccinate, Keep) for community cats
- Manage and assist multiple cat colonies with food, shelter, and long‑term care
- Work with local shelters and rescues to assist with hoarding and abuse cases
- Coordinate and co‑host volunteer days at other rescues
- Partner with a larger rescue network to help transport animals to safe new beginnings
- Provide lifelong sanctuary for animals who cannot be adopted
- Respond to community calls for help when animals have nowhere else to go

Your event isn’t just entertainment.
It’s hay in a feeder, fuel in a transport vehicle, TNVK supplies, colony care, volunteer support, and sanctuary for the animals who depend on us.

That’s why we cost what we cost.
Because we do it right — for you, for the animals, and for the mission.

Address

Sebring, FL

Opening Hours

Monday 9am - 6pm
Tuesday 9am - 6pm
Wednesday 9am - 6pm
Thursday 9am - 6pm
Friday 9am - 6pm
Saturday 9am - 6pm
Sunday 12pm - 6pm

Telephone

(941) 479-2328

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