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Florida Beer Burros

Name: Florida Beer Burros
Address: Sebring, FL, US
Telephone: (941) 479-2328
Price range: $$$
Rating: 5

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09/14/2025

🐴 Beer B***os, No Booze Included 🐴
We bring the b***os, you stock the drinks.
Weddings, parties, and events in Florida & Georgia—bookings open for 2026!

💛 Every hire helps feed and care for rescued animals at Cudabears Lair.

DM to book. Let’s party with purpose.

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09/10/2025

✨ Florida Beer B***os: Not Just a Party Trick—They’re the Heartbeat of Your Event ✨

Looking to add something unforgettable to your wedding, party, or corporate event? Florida Beer B***os aren’t just adorable—they’re impactful. These gentle, well-trained donkeys arrive dressed to impress, turning every gathering into a celebration with soul.

🟡 Why They’re Different
- They’re not props—they’re partners. Each b***o is part of our sanctuary family, cared for with love and purpose.
- They bring instant joy, laughter, and connection. Guests light up when they see them.
- They’re photo magnets, conversation starters, and memory-makers.

🟡 What You Get
- A fully insured, TIP-certified team that shows up on time, prepared, and professional.
- Southwest flair or themed attire to match your vibe.
- Dependable service from a crew that’s handled everything from backyard weddings to large-scale festivals.
- The knowledge that your booking directly supports animal rescue and sanctuary care.

🟡 Why It Matters
Every booking helps fund feed, vet care, and spay/neuter surgeries for animals who’ve been forgotten or failed by the system. You’re not just hiring a novelty—you’re investing in second chances.

📅 Some 2026 booking slots still available—and slots are very limited. If you’ve been dreaming of b***os at your event, now’s the time to lock it in. Once we’re full, we’re full.

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09/03/2025

📣 Gus is ready to say “I do”… to your next event! 🐴💍

Meet Gus, one of our Florida Beer B***os, dressed to impress in full groom attire—bowtie, boutonniere, and all. He’s not just handsome, he’s hardworking, gentle, and 100% sanctuary-supported. Every booking helps feed, vet, and care for the animals at Cudabears Lair.

Whether it’s a wedding, engagement party, or just a celebration that needs a little extra charm, Gus brings the personality and purpose.

🫶 Proceeds go directly to the sanctuary
📅 Booking now for 2026 events
📍Serving Florida and Georgia

Let’s make your big day unforgettable—and mission-aligned. Gus is suited up and ready to roll.

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08/27/2025

📣 5 DAYS LEFT 📣
We’re closing the books on 2025 Florida Beer B***os reservations in just 5 days.

No extensions. No exceptions.

If you’ve been meaning to book, now’s the time. Every reservation helps feed, vet, and care for the animals who depend on this sanctuary.

And heads up— #2026 is already filling fast.

💰 Deposit:
• $500 for one b***o
• $750 for two

📅 Deadline: September 1st
📩 To book: beerb***[email protected] or 863.414.7178

Let’s finish strong and keep the mission moving.

08/26/2025

Why Are Our Prices Higher Than You’d Expect?

We get this question a lot. And we get it—on the surface, it’s a couple of adorable b***os in flower crowns delivering beer. But behind the scenes? It’s a whole operation.

🐴 Silky coats and freshly manicured hooves don’t happen by accident. It takes time, care, and resources to keep our animals healthy, happy, and event-ready.

🛡️ We carry legitimate, high-cost insurance year-round—whether we have one event or twenty. It’s non-negotiable for safety and peace of mind.

🌸 Costumes, flowers, and gear aren’t just cute—they’re custom, durable, and designed to keep our b***os comfortable while looking their best.

🚐 And while we charge for travel to your event, we don’t charge for the trip back to the sanctuary. That’s on us—because the animals always come first.

Every dollar helps us care for the animals, cover real costs, and keep this mission alive. So when you book Florida Beer B***os, you’re not just getting a fun experience—you’re supporting a sanctuary that runs on grit, heart, and a whole lot of hay.

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08/20/2025

🚨 Florida Beer B***os: Final Call for 2025 Bookings! 🚨
We’re closing out our 2025 calendar in just 10 days, and only a few spots remain. If you’ve been thinking about adding some b***o-powered charm to your event, now’s the time.

🐴 $500 deposit for one b***o
🐴 $750 deposit for two b***os
🍻 Weddings, parties, and unforgettable moments—Florida-style.

📧 Email beerb***[email protected] to lock in your date before bookings close.

💛 Most of the proceeds go directly to our 501(c)(3) animal rescue and sanctuary, helping us care for the ones who need it most.

Thanks for supporting small, scrappy, and mission-driven. Let’s make 2025 unforgettable—for you and for them.

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08/05/2025

👑 Elsa: The Original Queen of the Lair
She didn’t arrive with a heartbreaking rescue tale—because she didn’t need one to become royalty. Elsa has been holding court since day one, gracing Cudabears Lair with her signature sass, sparkle, and soul.

From greeting new arrivals like it’s her personal red carpet event to reminding everyone who really runs this sanctuary, she’s our prissy princess with a heart of pure gold. Moral support? Absolutely. Unofficial welcome committee? Always. Regal energy that elevates the whole place? Unmatched.

Long live Queen Elsa. No throne needed—just a patch of sun and a fan club. 💁‍♀️💫

08/05/2025

📣 B***o Broadcast 🍻🐒

Howdy hooman friends — Gus here, your resident beer-slingin’, snack-lovin’ ambassador from Florida Beer B***os 🐴✨

Sure, I may be known for bringing good vibes and better brews, but I’ve also got a job to do: raising awareness for rescues like mine. That means I hit the road for petting zoos and adoption events to help animals find their forever hay piles and hooman hugs. 💛🐾

So there I was, at a local petting zoo, doing what I love — bringing smiles, snacks, and stories from the rescue world. 🐴💛

That’s when I met Roxy, a charming capuchin monkey from Jungle Twins Entertainment. She's got attitude, agility, and — wait for it — she opens the beers. 🍌💥

We might just be teaming up for future beer b***o events where I serve with style, and Roxy cracks open the good stuff. Rescue never looked so fun.

Stay tuned… Gus and Roxy are brewing up something unforgettable. 🍺🐒✨

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08/05/2025

🧓🐴 From George’s corner of the pasture…
“They call us Beer B***os out here in Florida, but let’s get one thing straight—I’m retired. I don’t do beer, I do boundaries. While the young’uns haul coolers and charm crowds, I prefer my hay uninterrupted and my breeze quiet.

Still, I keep watch. I’ve seen more humans fall in love with donkeys than I can count on four hooves. And if my crew at Florida Beer B***os keeps helping folks understand how special we are? Maybe being the grumpy old guardian isn’t such a bad gig.

Cheers to those who get it. 🐾 ***o ***o ***os

08/03/2025

🐴🍻 Florida Beer B***os: OFF THE CLOCK, ON A MISSION
We swapped out our signature packs for a different kind of load—love, support, and sanctuary spirit. This weekend, we hoofed it to a rare event without beer on our backs, lending our charm and cuddles to help raise awareness for Cudabears Lair Animal Sanctuary. 💕

No frosty brews, just warm hearts and hay-scented hugs. We're off-duty, but never off-mission.

✨ B***os back soon with the usual hops and hijinks. Until then, support your local sanctuary, give your b***o a scratch, and sip with purpose!

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07/31/2025

🍻🐴 Beer B***os With Purpose
At Cudabears Lair, our beer b***os aren’t just party guests—they’re rescued animals with real stories.

🎉 Why We’re Different:
- Every booking supports our animal rescue
- Our b***os are loved, never overworked
- We bring personality, not just entertainment
- Events become unforgettable moments of connection

🐾 Meet Gus, our confident crowd-pleaser, and Besos, the gentle gentleman with soulful eyes. Each appearance is filled with heart, hoofbeats, and a touch of magic.

📩 Book a beer b***o with a backstory!

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07/18/2025

🍹🐴 A friendly hello from your favorite beer b***o, living the good life on my sweet, sweet days off! ✨

Sun on my back, breeze in my mane, and the biggest perk of all? Only clocking in 2–3 days a month. That’s right—I’ve mastered the art of maximum chill with minimum hustle. The rest of the time, it’s grazing, snoozing, and taste-testing the finest ales (strictly for quality control, of course 😎).

Here’s to living life one sip and snooze at a time. Cheers, friends! 🥕🍻

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Sebring, FL

Opening Hours

Monday	9am - 6pm
Tuesday	9am - 6pm
Wednesday	9am - 6pm
Thursday	9am - 6pm
Friday	9am - 6pm
Saturday	9am - 6pm
Sunday	12pm - 6pm

Telephone

(941) 479-2328

Website

http://www.flbeerburros.com/

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What is a B***o you might ask? Well, it’s an adorable mini donkey available for private parties and events. Bartenders are great, but b***os are better! Have one of our li’l donkeys walk around your event serving your favorite beverage, water or even juice for your number one kiddo. B***os are also a great selfie station and non-stop entertainment for everyone!

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