11/06/2021
If someone in a Lowe’s offers you assistance and they don't work there, you live in Kentucky.
If you've worn shorts and a hoodie at the same time, you live in Kentucky.
If Vacation means going anywhere south for the weekend, or hunting , you live in Kentucky.
If you measure distance in hours, you live in Kentucky.
If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you live in Kentucky.
If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' in the same day and back again, you live in Kentucky.
If you can drive 75 mph through a foot of snow without flinching, you live in Kentucky.
If you install security cameras on your house and garage but leave both unlocked, you live in Kentucky.
If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you live in Kentucky.
If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph you're going 80 and everybody is passing you, you live in Kentucky.
If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you live in Kentucky.
If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction, you live in Kentucky.
If you find 45 degrees 'a little chilly', you live in Kentucky.
If there's a Dollar General on every corner, you live in Kentucky.
If you think everyone else has a funny accent, you live in Kentucky.
If you actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all your friends, you live or have lived in Kentucky.
