Gulf Coast Guac

11/29/2025

Gulf Coast Guac hits the farmers market in Lumberton December 13th!!! This will be a first for me and I will be bringing a TON of guac! Come catch me and Chelsee Gardner slingin the green from 11-7 (or hopefully selling out!) and get you some guac. Ill have mild, spicy, pico half and full pounds as well as samples and possibly even a BYOG (build your own guac) station. Very much looking forward to this event and I hope to see you out there!!!

11/26/2025

Good morning friends! If you ordered for this batch, your orders are ready!!! You can pickup from me at work in Nederland until 6pm or at my apartment after that! Shoot me a message and let me knownwhat time works for you!

11/25/2025

2 hours left to get some guac orders in!! Reminder, I will NOT have extras, only way to get some is to pre-order now!!!

11/25/2025

Last chance for tonight's batch! Taking orders through 6pm 😁

11/24/2025

I have a few people asking for guac for Turkey Day so I will be making a batch tomorrow.

ONLY DOING PRE-ORDERS. So if you need some you have to let me know by 6pm tomorrow!!!

You no longer have to be that relative who never contributes or always brings lame ass sides. Now you can be the highlight of the feast!!!!

11/23/2025

1 pound spicy, 3 half pound mild up for grabs!!!

Kimberley Buller Burnes , Chere Dickson thank you both for the sourdoughs!!!

11/22/2025

The first time I met this girl I made her try my guacamole, and she has gotten some of every batch I've made since, free of charge. I love seeing all the smiles of the people when I make my deliveries, but this is the smile that I love the most. I use guacamole as an excuse to see her when our schedules don't align just to wrap my arms around her and give her the best guacamole in Southeast Texas. If she's with me only for the guac, so be it. I do anything for these moments with her.

11/22/2025

Gulf Coast Guac supports our local emergency services departments. Today I brought some guac to PNPD and I plan to keep up this trend, hitting a different department each week! Tis the season of giving!

11/22/2025

I guess ima have to start making bigger batches, apparently 80 avocados just wont cut it anymore! Yall are eating it upppp 🙏. I have 5 half lbs of mild and 1 full pound of mild left up for grabs!!!!

11/22/2025

11/22/2025

Gulf Coast Guac had some help with tonight's batch! 18lbs in less than 2 hours!

11/22/2025

Guac is ready!!!!
This is what I have left unclaimed:

3lb spicy
1 half lb spicy
3lb mild
5 half lb mild

Hit me up to get yours!