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Heather DiRocco Comedian | USMC Vet | Author | Renn Faire Performer: Jenevy The Tiefling

29/09/2026
29/09/2026

The TAB is the lie. The tab implies functionality. It sits there looking helpful and then contributes absolutely fu***ng nothing.
Why put a little tab there if IT DOESN’T OPEN THE FU***NG PACKAGE?!
That’s not a tab.
That’s a decorative suggestion of hope.
Just give me a solid plastic wall and let me know from the beginning that violence will be required. 😭

28/09/2026

Me stitching a dealership video to make fun of people complaining that car screens are getting too big…
looks at my own dashboard
Wait a damn minute.
Perhaps I am not the target audience for this complaint.
Actually—how big do these things come?
Can I get IMAX?
I want the passenger seat to have obstructed-view pricing. 😂
Wolfe Chevrolet Edmonton thanks for the inspo!

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