09/13/2026
RIP Elegant Picnic Package.
We stood in the room. We held its little floral-arch hand. The machines beeped slower and slower until the site listed it as "out of stock" for the last time.
Okay, nobody actually died. We're pulling a picnic package off our website, not calling next of kin. But the sales numbers were flatlining for a while and eventually you have to be honest with the family and say it's time.
It was a good package. Gold dinnerware, ch*****ne glasses, an ice bucket with its own scoop. It just didn't find its people here. Yet.
If you're out there and you were the one person keeping this thing on a ventilator, say something. Enough of you and we bring it back like it's the season finale of a soap opera.
Everything else survives: tables, chairs, canopies, outdoor heaters. Fully stocked for the part of fall where you pretend you like being cold outside! 🤣
Make wise choices.
