Clandestine Events & Experiences

Clandestine Events & Experiences Based in New Orleans + Austin, we create unforgettable corporate events, retreats, and brand experiences with strategy, style, and a little Southern magic.

It takes more than meticulous attention to detail and decades of event experience to create an unforgettable experience. It takes passion. It takes local contacts. It takes an unwavering commitment to leave our clients as enamored with our city as we are. At Clandestine, it’s not just what we do. It’s who we are.

09/16/2026

Wake up in Fort Worth —> NYC
Producing an event in Brooklyn on Friday for
+ Lots of meetings with a number of new clients

Spending time at the Smyth Tribeca team

Looking forward to learning about the property and seeing their meetings and events spaces…
to come!

I said what I said…
08/27/2026

I said what I said…

I love music. I was actually a DJ early in my life.So this isn't ...

I Spent 90 Hours on a $750K Proposal. They Didn’t Hire Me.
08/26/2026

I Spent 90 Hours on a $750K Proposal. They Didn’t Hire Me.

I spent 90 hours creating an experiential event proposal for a comp...

Take a peek at one of our recent corporate retreats… This property is truly special.
08/24/2026

Take a peek at one of our recent corporate retreats… This property is truly special.

What does it actually take to design a corporate retreat that peopl...

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08/03/2026

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You travel for work. Not for the timeline. The Little Black Book is Clandestine's field intel: city and venue guides built from 14 years producing high-stakes events for the NBA, F1, and Fortune 500 teams who can't afford to get it wrong. We know the difference between what's real and what's decorat...

The client wanted 40 of their top people somewhere they'd never forget. Budget wasn't the problem. Taste was. One wrong ...
07/20/2026

The client wanted 40 of their top people somewhere they'd never forget. Budget wasn't the problem. Taste was. One wrong venue and the whole trip says the wrong thing about who they are.

That's the call I get. That's the room I'm in.
I've been doing this 14 years, F1, the NBA, executive retreats most people never see the inside of. And I documented all of it.

Now it's a channel. Real venues, real judgment, the stuff I'd normally only tell a client.

Link below. Tell me what you want to see. ~
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You travel for work. Not for the timeline. The Little Black Book is Clandestine's field intel: city and venue guides built from 14 years producing high-stakes events for the NBA, F1, and Fortune 500 teams who can't afford to get it wrong. We know the difference between what's real and what's decorat...

Love the way our  centerpieces came out for their 125th anniversary sales meeting…
05/16/2026

Love the way our centerpieces came out for their 125th anniversary sales meeting…

South Congress on a Monday, early evening is pretty lovely.This is one of my favorite spots in Austin. Consistently exce...
03/03/2026

South Congress on a Monday, early evening is pretty lovely.

This is one of my favorite spots in Austin. Consistently excellent.

 is in 2½ weeks.By night three, most client dinners will blur together.Same rooms.Same conversations.Same safe choices.T...
12/17/2025

is in 2½ weeks.

By night three, most client dinners will blur together.
Same rooms.
Same conversations.
Same safe choices.

This is the other option.

One night.
Designed properly.
Handled end to end.

No packages.
No “Vegas experience.”
Nothing that feels produced or needs explaining.

Just a completely custom evening for a very small group where:
• the clients matter
• the host’s reputation matters
• and there’s no room for missteps

We’re quietly building a very limited number of one-of-a-kind nights during CES.

If you’re hosting in Vegas and want one evening that actually carries—

DM me.
We’ll know quickly if it’s a fit.

10/20/2025

Private dinner.
Live graffiti.
Side-stage for Billy Joel.
Then front row for The Chainsmokers.

That’s how we closed out F1 at COTA for one of the title sponsors.

Every moment intentional.
Every detail executed.
Every guest blown away.

We didn’t call it concierge back then.
We just called it getting it right.

Now?
It’s called The Little Black Book by Clandestine.

Founding Member access is open.
DM “Access” and we’ll send you the link for more info.

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New Orleans, LA

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