Grinchy Guy Magnolia Tx

12/13/2025

I know it’s a bit of a drive but hey you can drink some coffee to keep you awake on the ride home!!!! Y’all come see the not so lean, very mean and green Grinchy Guy down in Galveston tonight!!!!

Can’t wait to be rude and a little crude!!!

See yall there

12/02/2025

Well well well looks like it’s the worse part of the year again… I’m up I’m up IM UP!!!!

12/17/2024

Just spread some Grinchmas Sneer at the new Audubon Elementary School!!!

My schedule is finally getting a little easier so if you want a little Grinchiness in the next week before Christmas send me a message and I’ll see if I can pencil you in.

Merry Grinchmas

12/13/2024

Felt my heart grow a tiny bit this morning dropping Cindy Lou Who off at school.

Get ready NSE!!! It’s about to get GRINCHY!!!!!

12/03/2024

Update: Apparently Coach G and I have the same physique… all the kids think I’m him. He must be a handsome fella

HEY DECKER PRAIRIE ELEMENTARY!!!!!!

It’s almost time to WRECK SHOP at recess!!!

See you on the play ground you little WHO-LIGANS!!!!

11/30/2024

11/27/2024

Hey who-ligans!!! Update on the calendar schedule so listen up.

We have evenings after 5 and all day on the following days available: Friday the 6th and Friday the 20th.

Also the afternoon of Friday the 13th (my personal fav!!!)

So if you want a visit from yours truly I’d get these spots before someone outsmarts you and does it first…

11/16/2024

Blah blah blah I’m so “happy” to be back this year, yatta yatta yatta (heart felt sentence here).

The calendars filling up so let’s get this train wreck scheduled shall we?

(Blah blah thank you for reading…..)

NOW SCHEDULE SOMETHING!!!!! I have other things to do people!!!

11/06/2024

Guess who’s baaaaaaccckkkk??????

12/27/2022

Thank you to everyone that had a hand in making The Grinch Gives Christmas so successful this year!!! I can’t thank y’all enough.

I hope everyone had a great Christmas and are looking forward to the new year like we are.

Now it’s time to get back to work and make up for taking a whole month off to do what I wish I could do year round lol.

Some of you may know that I own an alarm company. If anyone is in need of a security system, smart home system, or high quality 4K camera systems please reach out to me at Texas Pro Tech or text or call me at 936-443-4860. Thank y’all again and here’s to 2023!!!!!

12/20/2022

Grinchy and the family made the delivery!!!!! Thank you to everyone in our community that chipped in by donations of presents and monetarily and by inviting the grinchy guy to your events and school visits!!! It shows that people will still come together to help a family when they need it. Thank y’all again and Merry Grinchmas!!!!

12/18/2022

Please read!!!!!!

We have entered everyone who was nominated this year for The Grinch Gives Christmas drawing and we have a winner!!!!!!

I can not announce the names but I will send a message today to those that nominated the winner.

First I want to thank all the PTO’s and parents and the schools for welcoming me and allowing me to spread Christmas Sneer to all the children this season. And a HUGE THANK YOU to Magnolia Education Foundation for y’all’s support as well!!!!! Without y’all’s support we wouldn’t be able to do this at all and it has been a blast.

The winner this year needs to feel all the love and generosity of our community. This family has struggled this year especially and I’d like to ask that if anyone out there feels that they can help give these kids a great Christmas please message the page and we can set up a time to come by and pick up your donation.

I know they have other needs than just providing Christmas for their little ones. They suffered job losses and are behind in bills as well. In all honesty I was pulling for them and hoping that their name would be drawn. I read the story and this family needs a blessing!!!!

If you are in a place to give comfortably and want to help me bless this family like they have never been blessed before please reach out to the page.

My plan is to surprise them tomorrow evening so we have today and tomorrow to make this happen.