Smutty Buddies BookClub

04/20/2026

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Find your joy at the library during National Library Week, April 19-25, 2026!

04/11/2026

Today we had the honor of presenting a donation of $1,030.53 to the Lamar Public Library from our A Bookish Night Out event. 📚

We are incredibly grateful to everyone who supported us and helped make this possible. Giving back to our local library and community is what it’s all about. 💜

04/04/2026

What’s everyone reading this week? Drop it in the comments!

04/01/2026

🚨 IMPORTANT CLUB UPDATE 🚨

After several… recent incidents…
we will be implementing a temporary spice ban 🚫🌶️

This decision was not made lightly.

Over the past few weeks we have observed:
📉 decreased productivity
📉 emotional instability
📉 multiple members needing to “just sit for a minute” after reading
📉 an alarming increase in “just one more chapter” behavior

Effective immediately, all book selections must be:
✨ Closed door
✨ Minimal tension
✨ No morally gray men
✨ No scenes that require you to reread them 4–6 times

We strongly encourage all members to use this time to:
📖 reconnect with reality
📖 hydrate
📖 go outside (briefly)
📖 remember what a healthy attachment style looks like

Any violations of this policy will result in reassignment to:
• instruction manuals
• appliance user guides
• HOA bylaws

Repeated offenses may require further intervention.

Thank you for your cooperation during this time.
We will revisit this policy once… conditions stabilize.

— Smutty Buddies Behavioral Review Committee

03/31/2026

Tag your friends! ❤️

03/27/2026

Fun Fact : Clara can rap almost any Eminem song 😂

03/27/2026

Felt like Mia Thermopolis 👑 Cheers to all our princesses out there 😉❤️

03/25/2026

Does this make us influencers now?

03/24/2026

Reading allows you to step into worlds you could never imagine. Dream big, live vicariously through a story book. 🩵😉

03/23/2026

Did you miss the QR code at the event? No worries — here it is! 📚✨

It’s never too late to join our 100% online, totally free Book Club community! Come hang out with us and become one of the almost 50 amazing people we actually choose to spend our screen time with 😜🖤