09/18/2026
๐๐จ ๐ง๐๐ ๐๐ก๐ข๐๐๐๐ก ๐ฆ๐๐ฌ๐ฆ: โExcessive size, vague steering, poor fuel economyโฆ gotta love a LAND YACHT!โ ๐
There was a time when nobody asked whether a car was too big. The hood stretched halfway to the next county, the trunk could hold enough luggage for a month, and parking one required equal parts skill, confidence, and prayer. ๐
And fuel economy? ๐๐ณ ๐๐ผ๐ ๐ต๐ฎ๐ฑ ๐๐ผ ๐ฎ๐๐ธ, ๐๐ผ๐ ๐ฝ๐ฟ๐ผ๐ฏ๐ฎ๐ฏ๐น๐ ๐ฐ๐ผ๐๐น๐ฑ๐ปโ๐ ๐ฎ๐ณ๐ณ๐ผ๐ฟ๐ฑ ๐๐ต๐ฒ ๐ด๐ฎ๐!
But thatโs exactly why we love these old cruisers. Acres of sheet metal, chrome everywhere, big V8 power, couch sized seats, and enough personality to make most new cars look like appliances.
โ ๐๐ข๐ก๐ ๐๐๐ฉ๐ ๐ง๐๐ ๐๐๐ก๐ ๐ฌ๐๐๐๐ง! โ
Come hang out with the ๐๐ป๐ผ๐ฏ๐น๐ฒ๐ ๐ ๐ผ๐๐ป๐๐ฎ๐ถ๐ป ๐๐ฎ๐ฟ ๐๐น๐๐ฏ and bring whatever you drive. Hot rods, classics, muscle cars, customs, trucks, rat rods, and yes, LAND YACHTS are welcome!
๐ ๐๐ฅ๐จ๐๐ฆ๐ ๐๐ก๐ฆ โ ๐ฎ๐ก๐ & ๐ฐ๐ง๐ ๐๐ฅ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ฆ, ๐๐ฃ๐ฅ๐๐ ๐ง๐๐ฅ๐ข๐จ๐๐ ๐ข๐๐ง๐ข๐๐๐ฅ
โฐ ๐ฑ:๐ฏ๐ฌ ๐ฃ๐ ๐๐ผ ๐ด:๐ฏ๐ฌ ๐ฃ๐
๐ ๐ฎ๐ป๐ฑ ๐๐ฟ๐ถ๐ฑ๐ฎ๐ โ Rainbow Lanes, 1575 Cornell St, Keyser, WV 26726
๐ ๐ฐ๐๐ต ๐๐ฟ๐ถ๐ฑ๐ฎ๐ โ Burger King, 484 New Creek Hwy, Keyser, WV 26726
๐ฅ๐ฒ๐ฎ๐น ๐๐๐ฒ๐ฒ๐น. ๐ฅ๐ฒ๐ฎ๐น ๐ฑ๐ฒ๐ฎ๐น. ๐ฅ๐ฒ๐ฎ๐น ๐ณ๐๐ป. ๐บ๐ธ๐ง