Team Sh*tShow

02/19/2025

Those smart enough to read, read the beauty below. The rest of you, skip to the end, dullard.

It's always fun to see how things you plan drunk will play out. The 4th-merica-bday party was one of those things. We sat around in 2020 and decided we needed to do something because all of the people we knew were suffering from being cooped up and everyone wanted a good party. That year the 4th-Merica-Bday Party was born. We had a blast and then kept it going. One drunk idea turned into 5 good years of partying with a bunch of different people.

Year after year we aimed to give you something to look forward to and I think we did a damn good job of it. Each year we had a bigger turnout than we expected and each year we had a great time. We provided much needed funds to great causes, and we got to laugh, drink, and eat along the way. All of that from a drunken night in a backyard making a decision to do the opposite of what the government was telling us to do.

Dummies can start here:
Sadly, all good things come to an end, and it's time we tie this one to the tree and let it die. As much fun as we have had, the party in 2024 will be the last one we hold. It has been a great five years, and we appreciate all of your participation and support while we saw what one drunk idea can turn into.

Before you rage and cry and talk about "oh I was actually going to show this year" save your breath. It's not going to change anything. There are still items for sale on the website, you can still order until we run out of supplies. After that, it's all gone. Any money we make off of sales this year will 100% be handed over to a great charity.

With that, we wish you all the safest and happiest 4th of July you can possibly have.

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07/16/2024

It's Prime Days, but small businesses need love too. 7/16 and 7/17, if you use code 40Off on teams**tshowinc.com, you will get 40% off your products. So, if you have been eyeing our s**t and were too scared to pull the trigger, now is your chance to do so with less out of pocket. **tshowinc

07/12/2024

That’s right, your favorite shirt has become a sticker. This thick vinyl 6”x3” sticker has a matte finish and are scratch, water, and sun resistant. Pop over to https://www.teams**tshowinc.com to get yours.

07/10/2024

Thank you for all of the generous donations! We didn't hit the mark we made last year, but we were still able to donate all $350 donated from the 4th Merica Bday Party.

Missed your chance at the party, no worries, donate at

We are so grateful for the service of our nation’s retired Police K-9 and Military Working Dog Heroes that we want to honor them in retirement, and ensure the best quality of life for them, by providing assistance with medical costs, food and end of duty services.

07/10/2024

Thank you for all of the generous donations! We didn't hit the mark we made last year, but we were still able to donate all $350 donated from the 4th Merica Bday Party.

Missed your chance at the party, no worries, donate at https://www.projectk9hero.org

Project K-9 Hero helps retired Police K-9s and Military Working Dogs by providing assistance with medical costs, prescription food, rehabilitation, rehoming, and end-of-duty services. Donate Today! https://www.classy.org/give/568912/ #!/donation/checkout?eg=true

07/04/2024

Treason may be the reason for the season, but let’s celebrate America’s 248th birthday with 25% off your entire order today only.

If you’ve been eyeing the gear and hate the prices, now you can save 25%, in this economy that’s huge.

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07/03/2024

The party, to those that didn't show, was a blast. We had the same fun we always do, ate great food, and bolstered local businesses with our antics on the hayride. If you missed out, sucks to be you.

However, because I am magnanimous (look it up ya mongrel), we will leave the shirts on the website for another week to try and collect more money for our friends over at Project K9 Hero. So here is your chance to own a piece of history and do good. If you're looking to cancel out a few sins or invoke better karma, buy a shirt to help out a dog is literally the best way to do it.

Head over to https://www.teams**tshowinc.com now and buy the 4th commemorative shirts to support the puppies that kept your silly ass safe in their daily work lives.

Team Sh*tShow is a lifestyle brand for those that don't live the "normal" lifestyle. If you don't fit in perfectly anywhere, you will fit in perfectly fine right here.

06/29/2024

It’s time to have fun, eat good food, and support a great cause. See you all soon!

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06/26/2024

It's not too late to support Project K9 Hero. Head over to https://teams**tshowinc.com/ and buy the commemorative 4th of July tank top or t-shirt and proceeds are donated to PK9H. It's time to be the hero for our retired heroes.

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06/23/2024

Get your last minute orders in if you want those sexy shirts on time. Otherwise there will be a very limited selection at the party. When they are gone, they are gone.

Team Sh*tShow's 5th Annual 4th-Merica Bday Party is this weekend, get fookin excited

06/20/2024

Time is running out to be the hero for our heroes. Head over to Team Sh*tShow now and help us support an amazing cause.

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