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Starside Armory Starside Armory creates equipment for space crew. Sometimes the surplus makes its way to Earth. See www.starsidearmory.com for more information. Thanks!

ChemicalMate chip "Cornered Fox" contains nanomachine rich compounds - primarily hematocyan and conductive muscle-penetr...
10/07/2026

ChemicalMate chip "Cornered Fox" contains nanomachine rich compounds - primarily hematocyan and conductive muscle-penetrating gel, as well as an organic regenerative cocktail - formulated to reverse rigor mortis. Combined with your preferred form of mind control, deceased soldiers can be returned to service with enhanced physical capabilities. However, the mental state of reanimated individuals requires special attention and therapy, as the trauma of their circumstances typically presents as a prominent personality trait.

ChemicalMate Energizer 1-Strap modular cyberpunk accessory system. This LED backlight socket can hold any ChemicalMate c...
09/30/2026

ChemicalMate Energizer 1-Strap modular cyberpunk accessory system. This LED backlight socket can hold any ChemicalMate chip in any of 6 easily swapped orientations. Designed for transparent chips, each of which have a unique interaction with the different LED colors.

This version attaches to a 1.5" straps without needing a loose end. Just slide the strap into the slot cutouts.

All ChemicalMate components are sold individually.

Light Collar System 9D. The RGB controller allows fine selection of more nuanced hues like purple, lime green, and deep ...
07/22/2026

Light Collar System 9D. The RGB controller allows fine selection of more nuanced hues like purple, lime green, and deep oranges. Don't forget you can also install the flexible LED modules in other locations too!

Self-revive keychains in travel-size and slightly-larger-travel-size+AppleAirTag-compartment.Don't materialize on an ali...
06/24/2026

Self-revive keychains in travel-size and slightly-larger-travel-size+AppleAirTag-compartment.

Don't materialize on an alien world without one!

Utility blades salvaged from Tau Ceti IV. The long, tapered blade indicates an emphasis on thrusting attacks. All units...
03/17/2026

Utility blades salvaged from Tau Ceti IV. The long, tapered blade indicates an emphasis on thrusting attacks. All units recovered are in fair condition - functional but marred with damage and cyborg coolant stains.

SURVIVE. Self-revive in travel size! Allows recovery from downed state. Affects revive speed by -150.
02/23/2026

SURVIVE. Self-revive in travel size! Allows recovery from downed state. Affects revive speed by -150.

BCI Overclock ChemicalMate chip - from dodging bullets to last minute homework, pushing your chrome a little harder is e...
01/14/2026

BCI Overclock ChemicalMate chip - from dodging bullets to last minute homework, pushing your chrome a little harder is easier than ever. Contains synapse stimulating nanomachines in a grape-flavored neural glaze, and a small hit of coolant.

FOR CYBERNETIC BRAIN COMPUTER INTERFACE ONLY! The grape flavor only works with synthetic taste receptors, and it's still pretty awful.

BCI Flash ChemicalMate chip - clean the cobwebs out the ol mind melder, a regularly recommended refresh for the firmware...
01/12/2026

BCI Flash ChemicalMate chip - clean the cobwebs out the ol mind melder, a regularly recommended refresh for the firmware of your wetware. USE ONLY AS PRESCRIBED BY YOUR CYBERNETIC SPECIALIST! A mind is a terrible thing to brick 😵

BCI Flash ChemicalMate chip - clean the cobwebs out the ol mind melder, a regularly recommended refresh for the firmware...
01/12/2026

BCI Flash ChemicalMate chip - clean the cobwebs out the ol mind melder, a regularly recommended refresh for the firmware of your wetware. USE ONLY AS PRESCRIBED BY YOUR CYBERNETIC SPECIALIST! A mind is a terrible thing to brick 😵

RadTags have been updated to version 1.2 and are back in stock! Spacefaring crew equip these dosimeter keychains to moni...
01/02/2026

RadTags have been updated to version 1.2 and are back in stock! Spacefaring crew equip these dosimeter keychains to monitor exposure to harmful cosmic radiation. Expended units are available to those who romanticize working in space.

Version 1.2 updates the materials to be less hazardous during manufacturing (which is why they were discontinued for a while). It also indicates the total absorption reading (100mSv) and adds a Qr link to the manual. Last, due to updated regulations, all NEW units are now marked with the owner's name and issue date when they are purchased - this means that EXPIRED units ship with pre-filled data, closing the loophole that led to prescription fraud.

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