08/25/2026
Flower farms generate piles: a debris pile, compost pile, a pile you don’t know what to do with. Debris trucks come monthly, so questionable piles become community piles. Just remember, you started it.
Earlier my neighbor put a dead copperhead snake in that pile. Thanks for telling me (I think). We live on a busy road, but I wanted to know which way the dead snake was facing. Was the deceased coming to my garden or leaving it?
Because lately we’ve had “something in the air” outside our courtyard. I’ve asked neighbors about the smell but they hadn’t noticed. You could not NOT notice. I was so embarrassed of the smell, I gave up Walmart deliveries for a week. I met the mailman in the driveway so he wouldn’t suspect we were hiding a dead body.
He thought I couldn’t wait to get my packages and said, “Were you expecting your throw blanket to be bigger?” Actually, I was since the box fit in the palm of his hand and came from Hong Kong a little too quickly.
I upgraded my smell search and cleared w**dy areas like the Poltergeist lady: “This place is clean.” I buried that dead snake ten times over with mounds of w**d debris added to the pile. Until finally, I found…
A dead armadillo. Google said the best way to get rid of the smell was to bury it. Of course. Back to the pile to retrieve debris for burial, most likely re-burying the dead snake on top of dead armadillo. You can’t make this up.
People often ask to visit our flower farm, and before they can even finish the question, I’m rigorously shaking my head no. Smell solved.
*photo of fireworks gomphrena because you don’t want the other.