05/26/2026
🦉 🚨 NEW EMPLOYEE ALERT 🚨 🦉
Everyone meet our newest market team member!
His official job title is: Director of Squirrel Security 🐿️😂
We brought him in to help protect the goods from our furry little produce thieves… but we’re not fully convinced he understands the assignment yet. 😅
Now we need YOUR help naming him!
Drop your best owl names in the comments 👇
Funny names?
Farm names?
Patriotic names?
We want to hear them all!
The winning name just might become permanent around here. 🇺🇸🦉