Hey family: the conversation went like this
Wife: Will you PLEASE pull up your pants!
Me: Babe you know the doctor said I got NBAT syndrome
Wife: What the heck is NBAT Syndrome and it bet not be contagious
Me: (smirk on my face) You won’t get it
Wife: Well what the heck is it
Me: (smirk on my face knowing I got her)
Baby sit down. NBAT is an incurable syndrome that only affects a small percentage of the black community but unfortunately I have it.
Wife: Harold stop playing with me!!!! What the heck is NBAT sydrome and what the heck does this have to do with pulling up your pants! I am sick of looking a plumber Butt and I know the guest are too.
Me: NBAT syndrome stand for NO BUTT AT ALl (smirk and laugh)
Wife: BLACK Man...I got something for yo NBAT.
Wife Open up your gift.
Me: wow thanks . Thinking it’s fishing gear.
Wife: The cure for NBAT Syndrome....as she switches away.