28/08/2026
okay so. apparently I do BOTH weekends now?? asked for one shot at being background bard noise and they said "no actually we want you four days total" and I have never felt more caught off guard by good news in my life.
if one weekend of me narrating my disaster love life via moderately-crucified pop covers wasn't enough for you β CONGRATULATIONS, you get two. I'm currently adding a deeply unnecessary number of Dolly Parton songs to the setlist, because someone needs to bring Jolene* to a Renaissance faire, and it might as well be ME.
come watch The Glamour Bard do folk covers, one (1) original about a sword, and a genuinely alarming amount of storytelling, live and in costume:
π Fernwood Gardens, Tagaytay
ποΈ November 14β15 & 21β22, 2026
see you there. I'll be the one who looks vaguely stunned this is real π»π‘οΈ
* and Wildflowers. and I Will Always Love You. iunno. we're playing it by ear coz TWO WEEKENDS?? WHAT????**
** i'll probably do The Killers too idek***
*** hey i might even do a thing where i ask the audience to help me write a song on the spot WHO KNOWS??? huhu thank u Ren Faire PH
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Frankie Torres performs as The Glamour Bard: professional amateur, amateur comedian, and a woman who has more instruments than actual talent. Her sets are mostly an excuse to narrate her epic(??) misadventures, which read less like heroic fantasy and more like a slow-motion comedy of errors--because what self-respecting bard isn't, deep down, a walking disaster?
Expect pop standards lightly crucified on acoustic guitar, interspersed with original songs about completely unserious topics, all performed with the unwavering gravitas of a woman convinced she's reciting Homer.
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Fernwood Gardens, Tagaytay
November 14β15 & 21β22, 2026
Event Partner: Dicerino Dicemakers
Sponsored by:
Grvnge x Sui Generis
Daluyon Studio x Batikan
