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Oni'slaw “To begin to think with purpose, is to enter the ranks of those strong ones who only recognize fai

07/10/2024

WEAK MEN FOCUS ON WOMEN, WOMEN FOCUS ON STRONG MEN, STRONG MEN FOCUS ON THEIR MISSION. SO FOCUS ON YOURSELF UNTIL THE FOCUS IS ON YOU👂🧠👍

I have reached 100 followers! Thank you for your continued support. I could not have done it without each of you. 🙏🤗🎉
23/06/2023

I have reached 100 followers! Thank you for your continued support. I could not have done it without each of you. 🙏🤗🎉

05/04/2023

"Discipline is choosing between what you want now and what you want most"

05/04/2023

3 things to admire:
Humility, Confidence, Commitment.

3 things to maintain:
Friendship, Promise, Honesty.

3 things to control:
Tongue, Temper, Temptation.

3 things to prevent:
Laziness, Complaining, Doubt.

3 things to watch:
Attitude, Behavior, Language.

As in😲🤔
31/01/2023

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29/01/2023

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26/01/2023

How you live your life shouldn't be anybody business but character is like a disease that spread around, it can contaminate the environment.

24/01/2023

I was eating white rice🍚with stew and enjoying my drink around 4pm🕓. A man entered the restaurant with a brief case💼. I guess he was a big politician because his dressing and pot belly portrays it.
He walked and sat down as everybody looked at him. Suddenly a woman came to him and started crying😢😭. The woman knelt down and told him that her children and herself want to die of hunger since her husband died. This man opened the💼and gave her #500,000. The woman jumped up and left the scene in happiness😊😊😊.
I was still watching when another man entered😢😭and came to him. He knelt down and begged him that, he needed💵💰💴to establish his business.
To my surprise... This man brought out #10,000,000 (Ten Million Naira cheque) and he gave the man.🙄🙄
This time, I started murmuring and practicing on the lie I would blow to have my own national cake.
I started crying seriously,😭😭😭and went to the man. Immediately I knelt down, I heard "Cut! Cut!! Cut!!!.
I turned and saw the director of the movie. He was just laughing at me seriously.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣and said, "Chai Madam, nah movie we dey shoot here ooo".🙅🙆🏾♀️🙆🏾♀️
Shame wan k!ll me. Chai!!!
Economy recession no go k!ll person.🤣
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24/01/2023

*Women Problems*

Wife: Can I cut my hair and make it short?
Husband: Cut it

W: I took lot of efforts to grow it long..
H: Then don't cut it

W: They say short hair is the fashion these days..
H: Then cut it

W: What if the fashion changes after I cut?
H: Then don't cut it

W: All my friends say that I will look beautiful with a short hair..
H: Then cut it

W: But I doubt whether short hair will suit my small face..
H: Then don't cut it

W: But short hair is very easy to manage..
H: Then cut it

W: But how can I wear flowers in my hair. I love to wear flowers.
H: Then don't cut it

W: I think there is nothing wrong in trying once...
H: Then cut it

W: But it may take a long time to grow hair again.
H: Then don't cut it

W: Still I feel like giving it a try once
H: Then cut it

W: If I look ugly after cutting my hair ....
H: Then don't cut it .
The husband is undergoing treatment in a mental hospital presently. He doesn't speak anything except two sentences. "Then cut it" and "Then don't cut it."

Haba! Women palava!!
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So you won't give a like on my post 😖😖🥺🥺🙏🙏🙏🙏

Toh fa🤔
24/01/2023

Toh fa🤔

23/01/2023

The first person when you press @ is beautiful but stubborn, mention them🤣🤣

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