12/05/2026
Deng .G. the professional lawyer and his lovely wife Nyandeng๐
A South Sudanese lawyer working in the UK wrote to his wife in Juba:
โMy dear wife, Nyandeng โค๏ธ
Iโm sorry I wonโt be able to send money this month because life in UK is showing me premium pepper ๐ญ๐ฌ๐ง
After paying rent, transport, tax, and buying one small chicken and chips, my account started speaking in tongues ๐๐
Instead, Iโm sending you 100 kisses ๐๐๐
Please manage them carefully until month end.
Your loving husband,
Advocate Deng โ๏ธ๐ฌ๐งโ
His wife replied:
โMy lovely husband ๐โค๏ธ
Thank you for the 100 kisses ๐๐
Here is how I used them this month:
The charcoal woman accepted 5 kisses and added small firewood ๐ฅ๐
The boda boda guy called Deng collected 7 kisses after carrying me from Konyo Konyo to Custom Market ๐ต๐ญ
NEC people almost disconnected electricity, but Peter the technician accepted 10 kisses and restored power ๐ก๐
Emmanuel our landlord now comes every evening smiling and collecting 2 kisses instead of rent ๐ ๐ญ๐
The Juba water tanker man "Yakuzi" refused kisses completely ๐ญ so I had to used another method to settle his caseโ ๐๐
Miscellaneous expenses finished another 38 kisses ๐
Donโt worry my husband, I still have 35 kisses remaining and Iโm managing them wisely ๐คฒ๐
Should I continue with this same economic strategy next month? ๐ญ๐
Your sweetheart,
Nyandeng โค๏ธโ
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Guys as you're reading this, I'm currently in London hospital receiving emergency treatment ๐๐คฆ๐ญ๐ญ ๐ฑ๐ฅ๐คฃ