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01/09/2025

🚨 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄 𝐖𝐄 𝐆𝐎! Manchester United sign Senne Lammens as new goalkeeper 🔴🇧🇪

Agreement done for €21m deal plus add-ons for the Belgian goalkeeper, deal collapsed for Dibu Martínez.

Lammens arrives now in Manchester to sign contract after medical tests, he’s gonna be the new keeper 💫

27/08/2025

Shout out to my newest followers! Excited to have you onboard! Obed Chumba, Daulglas Dagi, Silas Weke thanks for the support

25/08/2025

Former Nairobi Governor Mike Sonko has moved to court in Cairo, Egypt, to contest Kenya’s exit from the Africa Nations Championship (CHAN) after losing to Madagascar in the quarterfinals.

He argues that Kenya had two legitimate goals wrongly ruled out, which pushed the game into penalties and led to an unfair loss.

In his petition, Sonko wants the penalty shootout result cancelled, the Madagascar vs. Sudan semi-final on August 26, 2025, put on hold, and the match officials suspended until the matter is determined.

Photo: Mike Sonko (Facebook)

25/08/2025

I don't know who needs to hear this but remove s*x from the relationship of nowadays and you will discover that some huge percentage of ladies have nothing to offer in relationships, totally nothing...

Remove money from a relationship and you will discover that majority of ladies won't see a reason to be in a relationship with a man, they want a man to take care of them, but they add no value to the man's life other than s*x and nagging.

Somebody who can't challenge you positively, somebody who thinks being female is like being disabled, somebody who is expecting heaven from you but offers almost nothing in your life! Somebody who thinks her money is meant for her and yours at her disposal.

Somebody who can't even send you airtime, let alone lunch! Somebody who can't lend you money when you are in economic crisis!

Somebody who has serious problems with her thinking and reasoning.

If you hate financially broke men then don’t be a financially broke woman. You cannot hate what you are, one sided expectations can destroy you. If you want a man with a car you must show us exactly where you have parked yours.

Please men Go for the best. Somebody who is slaying with senses and reasoning! Not somebody who has only hips, b***s and birth certificate.

Go for somebody who is ready to push and provoke you to achieve your goals, not a thief who's after your money!

I know most of ladies will not like this

25/08/2025

Kudate mtu mwenye anademand kujua ulilala na watu wangapi in the past ni utoto na ujinga... demanding to know how many women your husband has slept with in the past will break your relationship and marriage... demanding to know how many men your wife has slept with in the past, will break your relationships and marriages, ukianza kudate mtu alafu akuulize body count yako, thats the time to leave, only immature people ask for body counts, some things are better left unsaid... always stay wise... and always date mature people.

25/08/2025

P R A Y E R FOR T O D A Y



Let's Pray, Dear Lord Jesus, thank you for this day, as I step into this new week, I invite Your presence into every activity, conversation, and thought.
I seek not just to go through the motions but to truly recognize and cherish the divine encounters and blessings You’ve prepared for me this week n Jesus Name.

Almighty God today, I purposefully prioritize You, desiring to feel Your nearness and to witness Your hand in everything I do this week, I pray let be successful in Jesus Name

Dear Lord May this Monday not just be an ordinary day, but a divinely orchestrated series of moments where Your blessings flow abundantly, touching not just me but everyone I come into contact with me.

Psalm 16:11 You make known to me the path of life; in your presence there is fullness of joy; at your right hand are pleasures forevermore.

Colossians 3:17 And whatever you do, in word or deed, do everything in the name of the Lord Jesus, giving thanks to God the Father through him. In Jesus Name I Prayed Amen 🙏

24/08/2025

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23/08/2025

22/08/2025

Can we hack Tanzanian tv stations to televise thika road Jam ama in English.......ama tuhack VAR game ikianza hivi Morocco wawe washafunga 4-0

22/08/2025

Lakini Mbona kijana ya VUNULU hakutuambia ni mtangazaji gani huyo alitaka kumgongea? AMA hiyo si EPL tusitangaze?🤣

18/08/2025

Nilizaliwa 2022 nikasoma 2023, nikaoa 2024 nikazaliana watoto 2025 nikazeeka 2026 na nitakufa 2027.. je mimi ni nani

15/08/2025

Student : "Sir, can I ask a question?"

Teacher: "Yes!"

Student: "How do you put an elephant inside
a fridge?"🤷🏼‍♂️

Teacher: "I don't know."🤨

Student: "It's easy😊, you just open the fridge
and put it in😌. I have another question!"🙋🏼‍♂️

Teacher: "Ok, ask."

Student: "How to put a donkey inside the
fridge?"🤷‍♂️

Teacher: "It's easy😊, you just open the fridge
and put it in."😌

Student: "No sir😐, You just open the fridge
take out the elephant and put it in."😌

Teacher: "Ooh...ok!!"

Student: "Let me ask another one🙂. If all the
animals went to lion's birthday party,
and one animal went missing which one
would it be?"🤔

Teacher: "The lion of course! Because it would
eat all the animals."☺️

Student: "No sir🤨, it is the donkey because it's
still inside the fridge."😩

Teacher: "Are you kidding me?"😕

Student: "No sir😌, 1 last question."🙋🏼‍♂️

Teacher: "Ok!"

Student: "If there's a river full of crocodiles
and you wanted to cross, how would you?"🤔

Teacher: "There's no way, I would need a
boat to cross."😌

Student: "No sir😕, you just swim🏊and cross it
because all the animals went to the lion's
birthday party including the crocodile ..."💃💃

Teacher:☹️ "I have my own question😩, if all the
students come to school except one person,
who is the person..."😏

Student: "No idea sir..."🤷

Teacher: "It's you😒 because you are on two
weeks suspension🙄 for giving me headache.

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