14/05/2025
If you're new here, hiii! ππΌ My name is Gloria - the kind of event planner who gives uninvited guests the wrong address to add some razzle dazzle to their audacity. π€β£
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Yup! You guessed right. I eat mischief for breakfast and push it all down with a tall glass of giggles and bants. Teehee! I'm only serious on paper and in my coaching sessions beloved, so please don't call me if you take yourself too seriously.β£
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I mean...come on, I plan celebrations for a living, so why are you in my DMs acting all serious like you're about to schedule a BBL? ππ½ββοΈ Wait. Is it still BBL season, or is it skinny season now? Lmaooo! Relax. Relax. It's all sugary mimosas, perfumed farts and bants on this side of the internet. Oh wow! Did you realise farts kinda rhymes with bants? WAW.β£
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Aaanywho, it's a joy to have you here, bestie! If you haven't already clocked it, I create EPIC events and teach others how to do same, okuuurr? Ζnti wo wΙ cash a, frΙ mi. Woni sika nso a, will you be so kind as to support my hustle by sharing our posts? Our next client may be on your TL. Medaase! βπ½β£
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Your Event Planning BFF, G. π