Get Me A Poem

22/06/2026

Still here. Still writing. If you need a poem for a special event, message me and see what I can do!

28/02/2023

Mr William McGonagall, hats off to you. Have a read if you haven't heard of this amazingly terrible poet. Poems so dreadful that they are indeed wonderful.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_McGonagall?fbclid=IwAR3UXODs1Cg5uy6q05eh_p8lSFUY02wEjTfFyEvxME-_Iw0nE00AHnnBgF0

24/02/2023

Anyone else relate! 🍷🍷😫

21/02/2023

£50 sent to Dallies Community Larder tonight, all thanks to kind donations for personalised poems

07/02/2023

Love is in the air! Valentines Day approaching - if you're looking for a unique personalised gift, get in touch. And here's my very own love story....

20/10/2022

Thanks to more donations for poems, I could give another £100 to Dallies Community Larder today. Thank you so much. Remember if you want a poem and you can make a small donation for it, ALL donations go to this great local resource, so get in touch!

19/07/2022

If you've enjoyed getting a poem from me, don't forget I'm now fully qualified as a humanist Celebrant and available for all your special ceremonies.

BOOK NOW GET MORE INFO Kimberley Martinez – Funeral & Renewal of Vows and Baby Naming Celebrant Telling stories has always been Kimberley's strength. She has scribbled away for years, writing about the wonderful complex mess of being alive. With a slew of creative writing

30/06/2022

Thanks to your kind donations, I was able to give £70 to Dallies Community Larder tonight. Remember folks, any donation given goes directly to this amazing local resource. So if you want a poem for any occasion, give us a shout!

20/06/2022

Still busy here at Get Me A Poem, writing poems for your special occasions. Recently, I've had requests for a retirement poem for a very special lady, a 60th birthday poem, and a short poem to be read at a wedding! Whatcha still waiting for? Get in touch! Did I mention its FREE! (donation to my chosen charity welcome)