Rubbish Portraits

13/06/2025

My booth is often likened to a confessional. It’s small, intimate we sit down, I draw you in three minutes… and somehow we end up sharing life stories.

Please note: I am very much not a therapist.

12/06/2025

Three minute portraits . One brush.
Real ink, real people, real magic.
This is live art, not a photo booth.
Abracadabra.

08/06/2025

This is me.
43. Single mum. Single mortgage Payner. Full-time hustler with a brush full of ink and a booth full of boldness.

I’ve left spec work behind (unless it’s for the sheer fun of it) because I’ve built something real. This little booth? Best idea I’ve ever had.
I get paid to show up, paint fast, and bring a whole lot of joy.

Twice this week, I was asked if I’d work for “exposure.”
For big-name brands.
Guess what I said?
Nah.

Because I’m not a gimmick. I’m the real deal. And if you want the magic, you book it properly.

(Rubbish? Maybe. Brilliant? Definitely.)

05/06/2025

25/05/2025

No AI here. Just me, a brush, and three minutes with your lovely face.
In a world of machines and filters, I’m keeping it real—and real-life art will always have a place.
This booth runs on ink, instinct, and eye contact.
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24/05/2025

You’ve got your event sorted, venue, food, the main event.
But you need that little something extra to charm the socks off your guests?
That’s me. I sit quietly in the corner… and draw everyone.
(Just ink. No innuendo. Promise.)

23/05/2025

Not your average Photo Booth, No tech, fully human operated. Who’d of thought eh? Very Humany indeed.

19/05/2025

The amount of times I hear from the seat of my booth “OMG there’s a lady sitting in there - is unreal” My booth is purposely built to look like a photo booth but in fact it’s completely human operated. I’m a big fan of surprises.

18/05/2025

You could book a photo booth…
But you’re not basic.
Get something totally unique.

16/05/2025

I’ve never been one to follow the crowd which is probably why I came up with the best idea I’ve ever had. Ever.
This is my unique, completely analogue offering to the brilliant, bonkers world of events.
It’s not your average photo booth.
Check out my corporate sister booth over at

06/05/2025

That’s what it is! In just thing minutes or under! I can draw your portraits whilst having a conversation with you. Genius. It’s like playing guitar whilst singing.

30/04/2025

Real people. Real faces. Real fast.
Here’s me doing what I do best drawing your guests in 3 minutes.
Would you sit for one?