Jade - The Vibrant Celebrant

Jade - The Vibrant Celebrant Colourful ceremonies for your next chapter.

Now if you do have one or two of these, no shade here!But I am all about the non-traditional wedding ceremonies.The ones...
02/09/2026

Now if you do have one or two of these, no shade here!

But I am all about the non-traditional wedding ceremonies.

The ones where we throw out the rule-book and do things your way.

It's not up to me if you want to keep old school elements in, but when it comes to the words I will be saying to 'marry' you, these won't be what you're used to hearing.

I hate conforming, I hate doing what I am told and I hate that wedding ceremonies still have restrictions.

However, as a professional, of course I won't use swear words (unless you want me to!), but I will tell your story in the most authentic and genuine way, that is memorable for all the right reasons.

I care about your love story and I care that your ceremony should be the most important part of the whole day.

If this sounds like a bit of you, then get in touch with me.

I'm available for a free chat to see if we get on, because you've gotta have a celebrant that matches your vibe!

Jade x

An alternative and vibrant wedding celebrant in East London and Essex, for rebellious and engaged couples, vow renewals or celebrations of love.


If you're a fellow Whovian like me, and thinking about a Doctor Who themed wedding, I have the perfect script for you!Ha...
28/08/2026

If you're a fellow Whovian like me, and thinking about a Doctor Who themed wedding, I have the perfect script for you!

Having recently gone back to binge watch the Matt smith era, (by far the best one yet - tell me otherwise!) I was reminded about the very quick and very much needed wedding between the Doctor and River Song in front of the Ponds.

Now, whilst your ceremony won't be as fast because all of time won't be happening at the same time (although having Romans and dinosaurs in the 21st century would help to wipe out some of the terrible humans we currently have here!), I would create your ceremony with these examples:

- Grabbing a blue bow tie each and wrapping it around your hands to bond your commitment during a Whoivan hand fasting.

- Whilst I won't use the words 'consent' and 'gladly give' as the Doctor asks Rory and Amy to do (they are the in laws after all), I will use words that fit you both such as 'will you' and 'I promise'.

- To replicate the moment the Doctor whispers in River's ear his 'name', I would get you to whisper in each others ears one promise to each other that no one else will know about - not even me.

- I don't use the word 'bride' or 'groom' but I will get you to kiss, tell you to 'make it a good one' and then factor in you both saying 'you'd better'.

- There will be a nod to the 'question that must be answered' too!

Of course, you're free to chop and change this to suit your favourite episodes or even your favourite doctor but this is personally how I would think about bringing in a wedding ceremony to any Whovian couples!

What do you think, would you change anything?

jade x

| East London alternative wedding celebrant for rebellious couples offering fun, vibrant and quirky wedding ceremonies. |

If I don't gel with my couples upon first enquiry, then I won't accept your booking!Because your celebrant HAS to have t...
26/08/2026

If I don't gel with my couples upon first enquiry, then I won't accept your booking!

Because your celebrant HAS to have things in common with you and actually get your vibe.

So I am sharing some of my favourite things and things that I have in common with my current wedding couples to see if we're a match.

If we are and you're getting married in 2027 and beyond - let's chat about your ceremony and make it scream YOU!

Jade x

| East London based wedding celebrant for alternative and LGBTQ+ couples and throuples, creating alternative and rebellious ceremonies that are whimsy, playful, vibrant and fun. |

These are just a few of my non-negotiables but the most important one is making sure I get your pronouns correct.Because...
21/08/2026

These are just a few of my non-negotiables but the most important one is making sure I get your pronouns correct.

Because I am all about celebrating you - as an individual who is marrying the love of their life, and as a couple who accept each other as they come.

I ask all my couples for their pronouns and how they want to be addressed during their ceremony, how they want to be pronounced at the end and any names they want to go by at the end and beyond.

That is my biggest non-negotiable as well as not being late of course!

As a children's entertainer for almost 14 years, I have never been late but I still have dreams where I've missed a booking and it fills me with dread - those dreams keep me on my toes and I always leave with plenty of time, so have no fear!

Like the sound of my vibe? Pop me a message so we can chat about your wedding dreams.

Jade x

Being an alternative celebrant, I understand that when it comes to funerals, I can still be myself whilst paying my resp...
19/08/2026

Being an alternative celebrant, I understand that when it comes to funerals, I can still be myself whilst paying my respects to your loved ones.

If that means toning down the colour, or covering up my arms, then so be it.

After all, you only get one chance to say goodbye and I wouldn't want to be the person that tarnishes that.

Not everyone likes tattoos or piercings but I did host a funeral service where the funeral directors and staff were alternative looking and it worked really well.

So if you're looking for a traditional send off, I'm not your celebrant but if you want a goodbye that matches my personality and alternative vibes, then let's chat.

Your funeral can look however you want it to - colourful, creative, wild, wacky, calm or joyful and you can have your story told by someone like me who gets you.

Jade x

You may not have taken into consideration the waiting around part at your wedding.As a guest, this can be the longest pa...
17/08/2026

You may not have taken into consideration the waiting around part at your wedding.

As a guest, this can be the longest part of the day!

Why are we hanging around?

Well, your photographer wants you for your photos which take around 30-60 mins.
Your videographer wants to get some videos of you together.
You may want to take some time out after your ceremony to take it all in.
The food isn't ready until a couple of hours later.
The gap between your ceremony and evening reception is longer than you thought.

So, how to fill that gap?

Book a host like me!

Think of a more casual, but fun version of a toastmaster without the traditional uniform or words.

I keep your guests engaged, entertained and things running smoothly, making announcements and making sure the children are enjoying themselves too.

I do this through games, balloon modelling, music, and even time for them to chat to each other so it's not non stop fun, just no time for boredom!

The guests won't even notice when you're gone and pop back!

Didn't realise you now need a host?
Let's chat - pop me a DM today!

Jade x

The theme of our wedding was music!Being huge music lovers, and growing up with a DJ Dad, it was a no-brainer that we wo...
14/08/2026

The theme of our wedding was music!

Being huge music lovers, and growing up with a DJ Dad, it was a no-brainer that we would incorporate our love for all things tunes into our big day.

Having a theme at your wedding helps to keep everything the same and relatable but it also doesn't have to stick to the rules either.

But from the moment your ceremony begins you can incorporate the things you love right through to the after party.

It will help your guests remember your day, feels like both of you and represents you in true style.

What theme are you thinking of having for your big day?

jade x

I bloody love the Summer!I know there is such a thing as too hot since 2026 has been hotter than the sun BUT I would cho...
12/08/2026

I bloody love the Summer!

I know there is such a thing as too hot since 2026 has been hotter than the sun BUT I would choose that over being stone cold freezing and jumpers😂

So we chose to have our wedding in the summer of 2015 and lucky for us it was a lovely sunny and warm day.

There is something about the sun glowing over your ceremony, warming everyone up even more and making everything look pretty.

And then when the sun sets, those photos are to die for!

Don't get me wrong, I absolutely love the Autumn and the 'ber months too - because it's not quite yet freezing but hey, Halloween and Christmas weddings are something to behold!

But give me the Summer all year round and I would be completely whole.

What season would you pick to get married in?

Jade x

I use my skills as a celebrant and my experience as a host to create the ultimate day for you.Your ceremony will pop wit...
10/08/2026

I use my skills as a celebrant and my experience as a host to create the ultimate day for you.

Your ceremony will pop with personality with a bespoke script that I put togehter and perform.

Your after party/reception won't have any dull moments because I'll be there to keep your guests enthralled whilst you do the photos, have a rest, and enjoy the day.

it's a no brainer having someone like me for the whole day - it saves you time, money and whole lotta stress!

Let's chat about your wedding needs and see if I am the right person for you.

Pop me a DM today.

jade x

TW - addiction, emotional abuse, homelessness, deathWriting the trigger warning as a list like that still makes me feel ...
07/08/2026

TW - addiction, emotional abuse, homelessness, death

Writing the trigger warning as a list like that still makes me feel like I am describing an episode of a soap opera - but it actually happened to me.

It was over 20 years ago so it is surreal but I promised you I'd tell you my story one day, and this is just one chapter of a bigger book.

I was a naive 22 year old when I said I'd marry the father of my child - there was no proposal, we just booked in a date when we went to register our son's birth!

I had a panic attack before I walked down the aisle because my gut was telling me not to do it but I had no life experience to listen to it.

The stories I could tell you about what happened within the two years we were married, social media probably isn't the best place for that, maybe I will write that book one day?

But what it taught me was that marriage isn't something to just do because society tells you to.

I didn't even want to get married the second time as I was so scarred from my first one.

The thing that changed my mind?
Was being in a loving, healthy relationship plus I was more clued up on what that 'bit of paper' actually meant.

Would I change what happened to me and my son?
Probably not - it matured me quickly and I am the woman I am today because of that trauma.
I would change it for my son - he is still affected by it even though he was so young and has grown up with the traumatic lived experiences and without his Dad.

Bit heavy for a Friday in August but I was hoping you would all still be away on holiday like me!

Jade x

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