The Crazy Captain Ashley -The Pirates ll Pirate Entertainer

The Crazy Captain Ashley -The Pirates ll Pirate Entertainer Arrr We currently offer our Pirate Character for a range of activities including Parties and events. Ahoy!! Welcome to me crazy pirate world. And we love it lol.
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I be Crazy Cap’s Seven Seas the son o' Cap ‘n’s Hook 'n there be no one like me ha ha! I am “The Crazy Captain” with me Crew O’ Buccaneers. we have been an active member of the UK Pirate Community for 10 years now. I currently offer my Pirate Character for a range of activities including Private Parties, Events, Large Community events, Fun days run by councils all around Kent and up and down the c

ountry. I also offer an educational show which is aimed for adults and children. I am a real life walking talking pirate! Within the UK Pirate Community. You Can probably guess by now we’re totally 24/7 pirate mad. A real life pirate or sea dog people say. lol

…….We’re The Living Sea Dog O’ Kent.......
• Meet n Greet
• Pirate Display (big or small)
• Educational Talk on Facts and History
• Crazy pirate Dances
• Pirate Shows
• Pirate Ship Display
• Skull of Thrones
• Fun Pirate's Games
Pirate Voodoo Magic Show
• Pirate’s Balloon Modelling
• Safe Pirate Pistols Shooting with no fatalities ….. yet hahah
• Sword Fighting Training for Kids
• Pirate Shop (pirate and mermaid merchandise)
• Rum not included! Lol
• New Mermaids Display /Talk
• Meet a Real Life Mermaids
• Lots More Pirate Fun

Pirate’s Entertainment
Shell-Phone..01689824040
Email Cap’s Cabin on [email protected]
Me & Crew are all DBS Check ,insured pat treated Etc
Arrrhh. Be A Supported Business by the Princes Trust of London
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Ahoy..there...me buccaneers... it's be Mermaid Mondays again..Saltwater heals everything—wounds, worries, and weary hear...
07/09/2026

Ahoy..there...me buccaneers... it's be Mermaid Mondays again..Saltwater heals everything—wounds, worries, and weary hearts.".savvy
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The Living Sea Dog...Pirate's Entertainment..
www.masterofdisguiseentertainment.co.uk Shell Phone on 01689 824040..... e ye can....🖥 E-mail Th' Cap's Cabin on [email protected] [email protected].....Me & me crews are all DBS Check , insured ,Pat tested. Ect.....Me sea Makkah...... Arrr...be a supported Business by Th' Prince's Trust t' London Kent uk
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The Living Sea Dog of Kent- Pirate
https://www.facebook.com/crazycaptainashley https://www.instagram.com/crazycaptainashley2/
https://twitter.com/CrazyDisguise?s=01
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https://www.linkedin.com/in/the-crazy-captain-the-little-dj-master-of-disguise-entertainmen9t-780908208
https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCJTaB-zafUJH1Ia_gNAZV7w
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Ship Shap Sunday-"'cause thar's naught more beautiful than the way the ocean refuses t' stop kissin' the shoreline, no m...
06/09/2026

Ship Shap Sunday-"'cause thar's naught more beautiful than the way the ocean refuses t' stop kissin' the shoreline, no matter how many times it's sent away...me buccaneers..savvy
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Merryee a Thanks Mateyy Cheeko for shar this Epic picture of a the Crazy Captain & me crews Ai picture make for me from Hastings Pirate Day
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The Living Sea Dog...Pirate's Enertainment..
www.masterofdisguiseentertainment.co.uk
☘ Pirate Show ☘ Meet n Greet ☘ Game's n Lights ☘Pirate Display ☘ Skull of Thrones ☘Mini Pirate Ship Display ☘ Pirate Educational Talks ☘Cutlass fightin' trainin' fer sprogs ☘ Crazy Party's Dance ☘ Game's ☘ Sea Shanty Singalong ☘ Safe Pistol Shoting ☘ Little bit of voodoo Magic Show ☘Balloon Modelling ☘Pirate Shop ☘ Ginormous Mermaid Seashell ☘...n.. More....
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🐚Shell Phone on 01689 824040..... e ye can....🖥 E-mail Th' Cabin on [email protected]
Or [email protected] Me & me crews are all DBS Check , insured ,Pat tested. Ect.....Me sea Makkah...... Arrr...be a supported Business by Th' Prince's Trust t' London...uk...Kent
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The Living Sea Dog of Kent- Pirate Entertainment
https://vero.co/crazycaptainashley
https://www.facebook.com/crazycaptainashley
https://www.instagram.com/crazycaptainashley/
https://twitter.com/CrazyDisguise?s=01
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSTjXupy/
https://www.linkedin.com/in/the-crazy-captain-the-little-dj-master-of-disguise-entertainmen9t-780908208
https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCJTaB-zafUJH1Ia_gNAZV7w
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Blimey....Jus' had a sweet message in a Bottle sent t' me other dayy to me ship...Merry'ee a Thanks t' T Sea Makkah pal ...
05/09/2026

Blimey....Jus' had a sweet message in a Bottle sent t' me other dayy to me ship...Merry'ee a Thanks t' T Sea Makkah pal Samuel Fer the epic Pircey Pic o' me.. from Rye Pirates and Smugglers Day this year. . we great t' here all had a great day. we do try be best t' puttin' the magic fun bring magic o' Character t' life Puttin' big smiles on everyone faces 'n makin' magical characters emories will last forever n Forever. t' come , Makin' scallywags dreams come true as Meet Thar icon's...savvy
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🐚Shell Phone on 01689 824040..... e ye can....🖥 E-mail Th' Cabin on [email protected] Me & me crews are all DBS Check , insured ,Pat tested. Ect.....Me sea Makkah...... Arrr...be a supported Business by Th' Prince's Trust t' London...uk...Kent and 3rd Place winer Awards Best Children’s Business in kent 2026 at Muddy Stilettos Awards.
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The Living Sea Dog of Kent- Pirate Entertainment
https://vero.co/crazycaptainashley
https://www.facebook.com/crazycaptainashley
https://www.instagram.com/crazycaptainashley/
https://twitter.com/CrazyDisguise?s=01
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSTjXupy/
https://www.linkedin.com/in/the-crazy-captain-the-little-dj-master-of-disguise-entertainmen9t-780908208
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Ahoy...It's I'll be Fun Funny Friday again..me buccaneers..time to laugh out loud again..🏴‍☠️🌊💥💣☘Awards Best Children’s ...
04/09/2026

Ahoy...It's I'll be Fun Funny Friday again..me buccaneers..time to laugh out loud again..
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Awards Best Children’s Business in kent 2026
Muddy Stilettos Awards - Running Up 3rd.
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The Crazy Captain of the Seven Seas
Shell Phone on 01689 824040....e ye can..
www.masterofdisguiseentertainment.co.uk
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Th' Cap's Cabin [email protected] Me & me crews are all DBS Checked ✔ Public Liabilty Insured, ✔ , PAT tested ✔ Etc.✔ .....Me sea Makkah...... Arrr...be a supported Business by Th' Prince's Trust t' London..Kent.. uk
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https://vero.co/crazycaptainashley
https://www.facebook.com/crazycaptainashleyhttps://twitter.com/CrazyDisguise?s=01
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSTjXupy/
https://www.linkedin.com/in/the-crazy-capt5ain-the-little-dj-master-of-disguise-entertainmen9t-780908208
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Ahoy!!...It's..Throwback Thursday Time t' spin th' compass 'n loot ye back about 11 years ago now went..me, Crazy Cap'n....
03/09/2026

Ahoy!!...It's..Throwback Thursday Time t' spin th' compass 'n loot ye back about 11 years ago now went..me, Crazy Cap'n..n me crews was entertainin all Whelps N Poppet's down at A first ever Hastings Pirate Day. Time's Flies when ye 'ave Rum.....savvy
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The Living Sea Dog...Pirate's Enertainment.
Www.masterofdisguiseentertainment.co.uk
Adults & Children's Entertainer 🐚 Shell Phone on 01689 824040..... e ye can....🖥 E-mail Th' Cap's Cabin on [email protected].....Me & me crews are all DBS Checked, Public Liabilty Insured, PAT tested.....Me sea Makkah...... Arrr...be a supported Business by Th' Prince's Trust t' London...uk
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https://vero.co/crazycaptainashley
https://www.facebook.com/crazycaptainashley
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSTjXupy/
https://www.linkedin.com/in/the-crazy-captain-the-little-dj-master-of-disguise-entertainmen9t-780908208
https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCJTaB-zafUJH1Ia_gNAZV7w
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Blisterin' Barnacles....I've.be lucky sun was out fer ones in Dymchurch dis year 😅 On Friday afternoon Me, Crazy Cap'n '...
02/09/2026

Blisterin' Barnacles....I've.be lucky sun was out fer ones in Dymchurch dis year 😅 On Friday afternoon Me, Crazy Cap'n 'n me crews went down it's so hardshow our support t' our sea Makkah matey t' the scarecrows crews fer Day of Syn Festival...Arrr we had a super brilliant day ponderin' 'n Floggin' the Roads o' Dymchurch 'n afore the evenin' event start.. went t' Beach, t' the fairground , grab some grub 'n drinks. straight aft we joined a Lantern parade down the beachfront. sit back enjoyed 'n watch amazin' fire performance sea shanty choir guns 'n pistol shootin' display followed by a fireworks display. Had a fun time socialisin' n Entertainin all the Whelps N Poppet's at the festival gettin' stopped every five minutes fer Pictures 'n Thanks Ye fer havin' us at yer event With me sea Makkah pal Connie, Rhia, Romain and Darcey..savvy
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www.masterofdisguiseentertainment.co.uk
Shell Phone on 01689 824040..... e ye can....🖥 E-mail Th' Cap's Cabin on [email protected].....Me & me crews are all DBS Check , insured ,Pat tested. Ect.....Me sea Makkah...... Arrr...be a supported Business by Th' Prince's Trust t' London...uk
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The Living Sea Dog of Kent- Pirate Entertainment
https://www.facebook.com/crazycaptainashley
https://www.instagram.com/crazycaptainashley/
https://twitter.com/CrazyDisguise?s=01
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSTjXupy/
https://www.linkedin.com/in/the-crazy-captain-the-little-dj-master-of-disguise-entertainmen9t-780908208
https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCJTaB-zafUJH1Ia_gNAZV7w
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01/09/2026

Aye be Performing and putting on a show at RYE PIRATES AND SMUGGLERS Day this year. In The Crazy Captain Pirate Show fun for all the Family.. behind the scenes on the show.. bit of bit of Crazy Pirate Game's- betsy's pants..savvy
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Argh me Hearties are ye bored o' th' same Birthday Parties ..n Events lookin' fer somethin' new t' spice up yer event this year in 2026??. Why nah book a real-life pirate 'n his crew's t' spice up yer sprogs's birthday party or events this year.
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The Crazy Captain , me crews & the Mermaids will be available t' brin' a show packed full o' fun. Fer yer next party 'n event we 'ave it all ye can 'ave th' choice o' ....!!?
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🌟Pirate Show
🌟 MeetandGreet
🌟Pirate Display
🌟 Skull of Thrones
🌟Mini Pirate Ship Display
🌟Pirate EducationalTalks
🌟Cutlass fightin' trainin' fer sprogs
🌟 Cutlass fightin show with Bands
🌟Crazy Party's Dance
🌟 Pirate Game's
🌟 Sea Shanty Singalong
🌟Safe Pistol Shoting
🌟Little bit of voodoo Magic Show
🌟Balloon Modelling
🌟 Pirate Shop..
🌟Mermaids Sea Shell Display
🌟 Real Life Mermaids
🌟 More pirate goodies.
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Shell Phone on 01689 824040....e ye can..🖥
www.masterofdisguiseentertainment.co.uk
E-mail Th' Cap's Cabin [email protected] Me & me crews are all DBS Checked ✔ Public Liabilty Insured, ✔ , PAT tested ✔ Etc.✔ .....Me sea Makkah...... Arrr...be a supported Business by Th' Prince's Trust t' London..Kent.. uk
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The Living Sea Dog of Kent- Pirate Entertainment
https://instagram.com/crazycaptainashley2?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
https://vero.co/crazycaptainashley
https://www.facebook.com/crazycaptainashleyhttps://twitter.com/CrazyDisguise?s=01
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSTjXupy/
https://www.linkedin.com/in/the-crazy-capt5ain-the-little-dj-master-of-disguise-entertainmen9t-780908208
https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCJTaB-zafUJH1Ia_gNAZV7w
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Ahoy..there...me buccaneers... it's be Mermaid Mondays again....left behind an incredible legacy of wisdom, humor, and w...
31/08/2026

Ahoy..there...me buccaneers... it's be Mermaid Mondays again....left behind an incredible legacy of wisdom, humor, and wit through her iconic..savvy
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The Living Sea Dog...Pirate's Entertainment..
www.masterofdisguiseentertainment.co.uk Shell Phone on 01689 824040..... e ye can....🖥 E-mail Th' Cap's Cabin on [email protected] [email protected].....Me & me crews are all DBS Check , insured ,Pat tested. Ect.....Me sea Makkah...... Arrr...be a supported Business by Th' Prince's Trust t' London Kent uk
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The Living Sea Dog of Kent- Pirate
https://www.facebook.com/crazycaptainashley https://www.instagram.com/crazycaptainashley2/
https://twitter.com/CrazyDisguise?s=01
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSTjXupy/
https://www.linkedin.com/in/the-crazy-captain-the-little-dj-master-of-disguise-entertainmen9t-780908208
https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCJTaB-zafUJH1Ia_gNAZV7w
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Yerrrh it's Be this month be weekend thar's a wee bit o' History about th' Pirates 'n w***h back in pirate times (Gay...
29/08/2026

Yerrrh it's Be this month be weekend thar's a wee bit o' History about th' Pirates 'n w***h back in pirate times (Gay Marriage) .🖤 it's Time to Hoist all the Colours savvy
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Piracy in some form or another seems t' 'ave existed as long as scallywags 'ave been sailin' boats. Th' first documented examples o' maritime piracy as we know it today can be traced t' th' 14th century BC, when attacks against ships in th' Aegean 'n Mediterranean were disruptin' trade routes. --- Th' name â pirateâ draws from Ancient Greek, bein' first loged in th' English language around th' year 1300.
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Warnin'!! Me hearties a big Spoiler Aert On Slide 3 t' do wit' Tv Show
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Video Pirate History
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hgfsVA52ggU&feature=youtu.be
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Cosmo Jarvis - Gay Pirates Song
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=J7ujAIkIlGg&feature=youtu.be
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Piracy Guy Pirate History
https://www.ancient-origins.net/history-ancient-traditions/matelotage-0012504
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https://allthatsinteresting.com/matelotage
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Guy Pirate History
http://thepirateempire.blogspot.com/2013/07/gay-marriage-among-pirates.html?m=1
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www.masterofdisguiseentertainment.co.uk
🐚Call me Seashell today on 01689 824040...n book a party t' remember...e ye can...E-mail Th' Cap's Cabin.on [email protected].
Me & me crews are all DBS Check , insured ,Pat tested. Ect..Me sea Makkah...Arrr Supported Business by Th' Prince's Trust t' London Kent..
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https://www.facebook.com/crazycaptainashley
https://www.instagram.com/crazycaptainashley/
https://twitter.com/CrazyDisguise?s=01
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSTjXupy/
https://www.linkedin.com/in/the-crazy-captain-the-little-dj-master-of-disguise-entertainmen9t-780908208
https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCJTaB-zafUJH1Ia_gNAZV7w
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Address

Orpington
BR5

Opening Hours

Monday 10am - 7:30pm
Tuesday 10am - 7:30pm
Wednesday 10am - 7:30pm
Thursday 10am - 7:30pm
Friday 10am - 7:30pm
Saturday 10am - 7:30pm
Sunday 10am - 7:30pm

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01689 824040

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