Fake Wedding Events, London

03/06/2026

19/05/2026

True or False: Men don’t need to worry about HPV because it only affects women’s health.

19/03/2026

One land, many festivals, a time for shared joy! 🎋🥭🌾

Wishing a happy and blessed Ugadi, Gudi Padwa, Cheti Chand, and Baisakhi to everyone. Let the dholak beat and the Gudi rise! 🥁🎋

May this new year bring a rich harvest of prosperity and happiness, full of beautiful . 🧡

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17/03/2026

The wedding of the year is… FAKE. 🤫 But the celebration? That’s 100% real.

Welcome to A Spring Fantasy by ScriptedRituals ✨

Whether you’re here for the food, the vibes, or the dance floor, this is the night you’ve been waiting for.

We’re taking over Imperial House Banqueting, Croydon for one unforgettable night…

EXPECT:
🥁 DJ + dhol bringing nonstop energy
🌿 Live baraat & henna experiences
💃 A dance floor that does NOT quit
🍽️ A legendary wedding feast by (come hungry 😍)

WHEN & WHERE:
📅 Saturday, 25 April 2026
🕖 From 7PM
📍 Imperial House Banqueting, Croydon
🔥 30% OFF Early Bird tickets (ends 31st March)
This WILL sell out—don’t sleep on it.

🎟️ SECURE YOUR SPOT: Link in bio to book via scriptedrituals.com

Tag your crew, plan the outfits, and get ready to party like a guest of honor. 🌺✨

30/01/2026

The Experiment (Part 2):
We asked again, what actually makes weddings magical… or mildly unbearable?

The Answers:
✨ “People coming together, minus the drama.”
🥂 “Love the party and drinks. Hate the boring ceremonies.”

So we asked the follow-up…

If you got invited to a Fake Wedding?
🤨 “I’d be skeptical at first… but curious.”
👗 “Finally, I can re-wear my wedding outfits.”
😍 “Honestly? I love the idea.”

The Reality:
Scripted Rituals keeps the celebration, the connection, and the chaos —
and skips the drama, the speeches, and the boredom.

🎟 Early access registrations opening soon
🔗 Register at www.scriptedrituals.com

👇 Tag the person you’d party with.

29/01/2026

he wedding is staged. The party is real. 🥂

Tired of waiting for a wedding invite to drop in the mail? We’re fixing that.

Introducing Scripted Rituals: The ultimate immersive wedding experience where you are finally on the guest list. It’s a full-scale production with all the rituals, food, and dancing of a real wedding, but none of the paperwork.

THE TWIST: You choose your character. Don’t just watch—participate. Buy a ticket to be a Guest, a Bridesmaid, or even the Bride & Groom.

We kept the cake and cut the headache: ✅ No Drama: Leave the family feuds at the door. ✅ No Questions: Single? Taken? It doesn't matter here.

Join us for a wedding without the strings attached.

👇 Follow us at: https://scriptedrituals.com

20/01/2026

📂 SCRIPTED RITUALS FILES: PT. 1

The Experiment: We asked the public to define a "Fake Wedding."The Consensus: 🚩 "I think it would be a scam". 🤔 "Why did I get an invitation?". 🥂 "It's definitely for party animals".

The Reality: We promise it isn't a scam or this isn't just for singles. Couples, singles, situationships, and married folks looking for a night out, Scripted Rituals is for ALL of you.

We kept the open bar, the dancing, and the drama, but we ditched the boring speeches and expensive gifts.

Want to be on the guest list?We are opening registration for early access tickets soon.

🔗 Register your interest at: www.scriptedrituals.com(Don't worry, we won't steal your identity. Just your Saturday night).

👇 Tag your plus one (friend, partner, or stranger).

15/01/2026

15/01/2026