Charlies snack box, London (2026)

01/06/2026

🚨🔥 BERMONDSEY... YOU LOT ARE NOT READY FOR THIS ONE! 🔥🚨

🎉 **HOWDENS BERMONDSEY ARE TURNING 20!** 🎉

And guess who's bringing the food? 👀

🍔🌭 **CHARLIE'S SNACK BOX** 🌭🍔

That's right... while you're grabbing the exclusive deals, winning prizes and filling your vans, we'll be outside cooking up absolute madness all day long! 😍🔥

Expect:

🔥 Proper juicy burgers
🔥 Loaded hot dogs
🔥 Freshly cooked breakfast rolls
🔥 Crispy chips
🔥 Ice cold drinks
🔥 Massive portions
🔥 Zero diet plans 🤣

We're not turning up with a couple of burgers and a camping stove...

🚚💨 We're bringing the full Snack Box experience!

So whether you're a builder, plumber, sparkie, chippy, roofer, kitchen fitter or just someone who likes good grub, make sure you swing by and say hello.

📅 Thursday 11th June
📍 Howdens Bermondsey
⏰ From 7:30am

🎁 Free giveaways
🎯 Games & competitions
🍔 Amazing food
💰 Secret one-day-only deals
🎉 20th Birthday celebrations

Tag your work mates.
Tag your boss.
Tag that bloke who always disappears when it's his turn to make the tea. ☕🤣

Let's pack this place out and give the team at Howdens Bermondsey a birthday celebration they won't forget!

👇 WHO'S COMING THEN? 👇

🍔🔥🚚🎉💪

11/02/2026

🚨🎉 FEBRUARY HALF TERM IS ABOUT TO GO OFF 🎉🚨
**2 EVENTS. 2 DATES. 1 MISSION…**
👉 **KEEP THE KIDS BUSY + LET THEM BOUNCE THE LIFE OUT OF THEMSELVES** 🤣🎈

If you’re sitting there thinking…
“Half term is coming… what are we doing with the kids?”
DON’T PANIC… **Charlie’s Crazy Bouncy Castles has you covered** 😎💪

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# # 🎈 EVENT 1: PLAY & STAY – PLUMSTEAD

📍 **Plumstead Working Men’s Club**
📅 **19th February**
🕛 **Session 12–2 OR 2:30–4:30PM**
🎟️ **£5.00 per child**
👨‍👩‍👧 Extra adults: **£1.00**

✅ Softplay
✅ Castles
✅ Full indoor fun
✅ Perfect for little ones
✅ Parents can actually sit down for 5 minutes 😭😂

📍 Address: **71 Kirkham St, London SE18 2JS**

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# # 💥 EVENT 2: HALF TERM INFLATABLE DAY – BLACKHEATH

📍 **Boys’ Brigade Hall**
📅 **21st February**
🎟️ **£6.50 per child ticket**
⏰ Sessions:
✅ 10:00am – 12:00
✅ 12:30pm – 2:30pm
✅ 3:00pm – 5:00pm

📍 Address: **2 Reynolds Place, Blackheath, London SE3 8SX**

This one is FULL ENERGY 💃🕺
🎈 Bounce castles
🛝 Slides
🎶 Disco inflatables
🔥 Proper half term madness!

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# # 🎟️ BOOK NOW BEFORE IT SELLS OUT!

⚠️ Once the sessions are gone… THEY’RE GONE.

👉 Tickets here:
[https://www.charlies-crazybouncycastles.co.uk/category/events-we-hosting](https://www.charlies-crazybouncycastles.co.uk/category/events-we-hosting)

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💬 TAG a parent who needs this
📲 SHARE this post
🎈 And let’s make this half term one to remember!

27/01/2026

🚨🚨 PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨🚨
(Yes, this affects YOU if you own anything with an engine)

Right. Let’s talk about the absolute scam that is some garages 👀

You take your car/van in because it’s making that noise…
They plug a laptop in for 30 seconds…
Scratch their chin…
Then say:
“Yeah mate… that’ll be ££££”

FOR WHAT?
Vibes?
Thoughts?
A guess?? 😤

SO.
Let me introduce you to the mechanic we gate-kept for too long…
👉 My little brother 😏🔧

And before you roll your eyes — listen to this bit 👇
We run a fleet of FORD TRANSITS.
If you know, you KNOW.
Dashboards light up like Blackpool Illuminations for sport.

This man:

keeps them alive

keeps them legal

keeps them earning

and somehow keeps me sane

👨‍🔧 WHAT YOU ACTUALLY GET: ✔ Pre-MOT checks
✔ Cars & vans
✔ Real mechanical work
✔ Explains the problem in normal human English
✔ Fair prices (not “main dealer nonsense”)
✔ Quality parts only
✔ Fully insured
✔ Knows his 💩 and doesn’t chat rubbish

🔥 REAL STORY (NO LIES):
Transit throws a full-blown AdBlue tantrum.
Beeping. Warning lights. Emotional damage.

Garage quote: ABSOLUTE MADNESS 💸
Brother’s response:
“Yeah… that’s not right mate.”

👉 Fixed
👉 Light gone
👉 Van back working
👉 No mortgage required

If your motor is: 🚗 knocking
🚐 squealing
🚨 flashing warning lights like it’s in a nightclub
😤 or just being a drama queen

DO YOURSELF A FAVOUR.
Call him before a garage emotionally and financially damages you.

Small business.
Honest graft.
Proper work.

Right — I’m off to pick up our Transit before it decides to unlock another surprise feature 😂

Share this. Tag your mate with the broken van. Save a life. 🛠️🔥

26/01/2026

SORRY WE’RE LATE… BUT WOW WHAT A WEEKEND! 🎉

So yeah… Charlie was meant to post updates…

Charlie forgot.

Classic Charlie. 🤦‍♂️😂

It might’ve been a quiet one for inflatables, but let me tell you — it was FULL ON for the catering van 🚐🍔

We spent TWO solid days at Charlie’s favourite place… Orpington Rover FC ⚽💚

Amazing atmosphere, top people, and plenty of food flying out the hatch!

That said… we did still get some bouncy goodness out 👀👇

💙 Our blue low-height castle – perfect for halls & smaller spaces

💗 Our pink low-height castle – always a hit

🧱 And yes… the LEGO castle came out to play too!

Then Ted pipes up…

🧸 “Charlie… don’t forget the new thing!”

Oh yeahhh…

🫧 NEW BUBBLE MACHINE ALERT!

✔️ More powerful
✔️ More control
✔️ Own remote
✔️ Battery powered – so it can go ANYWHERE
This thing is an absolute game-changer for parties & events ✨🫧

And honestly… we’re buzzing for summer ☀️
We’ve got BIG plans, new kit, and some seriously exciting things lined up.

The heat is about to be turned ALL the way up 🔥🔥
🎈 Need a castle?

🎉 Planning a party or event?

👉 Book now online:

🌐 http://www.charlies-crazybouncycastles.co.uk/

As always — thank you for the support, the laughs, and sticking with us even when Charlie forgets to post 😏💚

10/01/2026

CHARLIE’S SNACK BOX IS OPEN & READY FOR BUSINESS TODAY!

It’s absolutely FREEZING out there… but don’t panic because Charlie’s in the pub (The Bugle, Charlton Village) and the smell coming out that kitchen is CRIMINAL 🤤
Honestly… half of Charlton’s already sniffing their way down for food.

🔥 TODAY’S SPECIALS (chef is NOT playing today):
🍔 Wagyu Burger – juicy, filthy, unreal
🌯 Pork Neck Skewers Wrap – marinated, tender, BIG flavour
🍔 BBQ Pulled Pork Burger – messy, saucy, worth it

Like come on… this chef is ON IT TODAY 💪
And yes… LOCAL DELIVERY IS AVAILABLE 🚗💨
📱 Order via Just Eat
📩 Or drop us a message and we’ll sort you out

⚽ BONUS POINTS: Football on today – Chelsea vs Charlton
Food + football + warm pub = elite decision making 🏆

So go on… get them orders in before the chef freezes solid 🧊😂
Charlie’s cooking, grills are hot, vibes are high — LET’S GO! 🍔🔥

27/12/2025

🔥🍔 **FULL WORKS, BABY!** 🍟🔥

**CHARLIE’S SNACK BOX** heard the cries… the hunger… the *“I can’t be bothered to cook”* vibes 😏

So here we are serving **fresh, cooked-to-order food** delivered straight to your door — **proper quality**, **big flavours**, and an **elite delivery team** that doesn’t mess about 🚚💨

⚽ **WHEN ARE WE OPEN?**
Every **Charlton home football game**
⏰ **9am – 6pm** (and sometimes later if the game gets spicy 👀🔥)

📲 **HOW TO ORDER?**
You’ve got options:
👉 **Just Eat** (if you’re feeling lazy 😜)
👉 **Call or inbox us** – we’ll confirm your order
👉 **Website** for the full menu + prices 👇
🌐 [www.charlies-snackbox.co.uk](http://www.charlies-snackbox.co.uk)

💸 **DELIVERY INFO**
🚚 £5 delivery fee (covers fuel & your driver legend)
🎉 **FREE delivery on orders over £50**

So stop scrolling, start ordering 😎
Check out the **new menu**, tell us what you think, and let us handle dinner tonight.

**Charlie’s Snack Box** – matchday food done RIGHT 🔥🍔🍟

05/10/2025

🔥 Charlie’s Snack Box is fired up and ready for another great day at Orpington Football Club! ⚽️

On the menu today — SAUSAGES! 🌭 And not the cheap stuff either… we only use fresh, quality ingredients because come on, who wants to eat cardboard? 😆

🥓 Fancy some bacon? It’s grilled fresh to order — nothing pre-cooked here!

We’re all about proper food, made fresh, and full of flavour.
So if you’re down at the club today, swing by Charlie’s Snack Box — your taste buds will thank you! 😋🔥

👉 Come grab yours before we sell out — and don’t forget to tag us in your snack pics! 📸

08/08/2025

We at new location from Saturday every Charlton football game

27/04/2025

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01/02/2025

Once upon a time in a town where snacks ruled the world, Charlie’s Crazy Snack Box had outgrown its cozy little trailer. It was like trying to fit an elephant into a Smart car—just not going to happen! So, Charlie decided it was time to search for something bigger and bolder.

After a three-hour drive that felt like a snackless eternity, he finally found her: a slightly rusty, somewhat forlorn catering van parked like a sad puppy in a neglected lot. The previous owner had clearly not been a fan of love or care. Charlie approached her, and she seemed to sigh in relief, perhaps thinking she’d finally met someone who appreciated her potential.

“Don’t worry, my sweet van,” Charlie said, inspecting her heart (or was that just a really greasy engine?). “You’ve got the heart of a champion and the oil to prove it!”

They haggled a bit, but it was mostly Charlie talking about how he could transform her into the Snack Machine of the Century. Finally, a deal was struck, and off they drove into the sunset—Charlie’s mind racing with visions of nachos and hot dogs, while the new van, whom he affectionately named Bam Bam, bounced along like a kid on a sugar high.

Back at home, Bam Bam sat parked, looking a bit sad and abandoned, as if she were having a midlife crisis. “Don’t worry, Bam Bam! We’ve got a plan!” Charlie exclaimed, waving a wrench around like a magic wand.

Enter the mad mechanic, a whirlwind of grease and enthusiasm. He whipped out a book thicker than a phone book and started flipping through it like it was the latest bestselling novel. “Alright, let’s see… yeah, that work needs doing. And that definitely needs changing today. Ooh, and this looks like a snack hazard!”

Only time would tell, but one thing was for sure: Bam Bam was ready to roll, and the snack kingdom would never be the same again!

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