Rachel the Celebrant

04/08/2026

My sister made the most DEVINE chocolate fudge cake for my birthday yesterday (all the 4’s…44 😭)
😍 heated up with a bit of ice cream….Bobs your uncle and Fanny’s your aunt 🫶🏼

Thank you Nik Raine it was gorgeous 💋

20/07/2026

⚡️Things my darling friends have said about my business cards ⚡️

💄 “Looks like a card for a drag act”
🏖️ “It’s like a card for an 18-30’s holiday”
💷 “Is it for the bingo?”
🪩 “It looks like you’re advertising a disco

🩷 My cards are a little vibrant, somewhat different…but that’s me all over!
🖤 I create moments for you that are fun and full of life, whilst treating every family or couple with the respect they deserve.

19/07/2026

It’s all over tonight. What a World Cup it’s been!
From staying up all night for kick off at 2am, enjoying matches with the kids and friends, to having it on constantly at home 😂 it’s been a banging World Cup!

Third place is something to be proud of, and who knows, maybe we can do it in the Euro’s in two years 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🦁🦁🦁

I’m sure you’ll all be joining me tonight in saying….
COME ON SPAIN 🇪🇸

13/07/2026

This is the kind of graffiti I can get on board with
💛

06/07/2026

💭 Picture this….

You get engaged the same year as England win the World Cup after 60 long years 🏆 (I may be jumping the gun ever so slightly but just play along)

Your wedding day comes around. You have a traditional English banquet of cheese and pineapple on sticks, carefully placed in a foil wrapped potato hedgehog, egg mayo sandwiches and sausage rolls.

Your first dance is to Wonderwall. The wedding party join together later on to blast out Three Lions. It’s the second best day ever, but definitely the best year ever 💍🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🦁🏆

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05/07/2026

My face tomorrow morning if it’s not coming home, I’ve got two over tired mardy kids to get sorted for school and I’ve got to be at work on zero sleep, also mardy.

I’ve told both kids to have a nap around 9pm. I don’t think that will happen.

COME ON ENGLAND 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🦁🦁🦁

29/06/2026

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
🦁🦁🦁

Come on England!!

Get yourselves down to the Royal Oak, Great Glen on Wednesday to cheer on our boys!!

‼️Wednesday at 5pm‼️
England v DR Congo 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇨🇩🩺
We will be open from 4pm this Wednesday for the game at 5pm. BBQ will be available at half-time onwards.
COME ON ENGLAND!🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

29/06/2026

Yawning so much my eyes are watering down my cheeks…(bit dramatic) it’s almost 11pm on a Monday night but I’ve finally set some time aside to work on my website this evening 🫶🏼

Hope you’ve all had a not too shabby start to the week!

Bit cooler today isn’t it? 😉

11/06/2026

I’ve been meaning to thank Banana Print for my business cards for a few weeks now! 🍌💛

I love them 🥹 gorgeous quality, unbelievably fast delivery and free extra cards also thrown in!
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ amazing service!!

I designed them myself on Canva, sent it off and bam they arrived super quickly after ⚡️

Swipe to see what my best mate thought of them…I can always rely on him to keep me grounded 😭