07/10/2026
🚨🦖 BREAKING NEWS FROM RANGER MIKE’S BABY DINOSAURS! 🦖🚨
After years of looking after baby dinosaurs, dealing with unexpected roars, cheeky raptors, dinosaur poo and the occasional escapee…
Ranger Mike is finally getting a baby of his own! 😂👶
That’s right…
A VERY special new arrival is currently growing behind the scenes and is expected to make its grand entrance in 2027! 🥚✨
We’ve checked the scans…
No tail.
No claws.
No horns.
And, so far, no evidence of being a Velociraptor. 🦖😂
Although knowing Ranger Mike, we’re not ruling anything out.
Our newest little team member will be arriving in 2027 and will immediately be promoted to:
👶 Chief Baby Dinosaur Supervisor
🍼 Head of Milk & Snacks
💩 Director of Unexplained Messes
🦖 Ranger Mike’s Smallest Sidekick
We have a feeling this might be Ranger Mike’s biggest adventure yet…
BABY PHELAN — HATCHING APRIL 2027! 🥚👶🦖
And for once…
the baby isn’t a dinosaur! 😂🤍