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Most people think this is a photo booth.Then they open the curtain.It’s just me inside with a paintbrush. Added surprise...
05/03/2026

Most people think this is a photo booth.
Then they open the curtain.
It’s just me inside with a paintbrush. Added surprise indeed!
Available for weddings & events

Hello, I’m Lucie.Fast, efficient, and surprisingly good under pressure. I’m Lucie. I draw people live in three minutes.I...
20/02/2026

Hello, I’m Lucie.
Fast, efficient, and surprisingly good under pressure. I’m Lucie. I draw people live in three minutes.
I passed my driving test at 17.
No minors. Still proud of that.
I’m a good driver.
(My dad said so, so I’m going with that.)
I stick to speed limits. Religiously.
I indicate even when no one’s there.
Standards.
Sneezing while driving should be illegal. I’ve always believed that.
Too risky. No control. Don’t trust it.
And I’m excellent at parallel parking.
Always have been. Just one of my traits.
I realise this is leaning heavily on driving.
I do a lot of it.Anyway.
I drive a lot.
I draw fast.
That’s the job.

Popular Question “Is AI going to replace me?”Babes… absolutely not.I’m not a machine, I am the machine.  A human photo b...
18/02/2026

Popular Question “Is AI going to replace me?”

Babes… absolutely not.

I’m not a machine, I am the machine.
A human photo booth drawing your portrait in under three minutes… quicker than queuing for a printout and 100% more chat.

Turns out being human is still quite useful.

(Also…for my fellow designers & illustrators ..there’s a juicy thread on this over on Boom at the moment 👀)

07/02/2026

Human. Simple. Memorable.
Available for weddings + events. Most people think this is a photo booth.

Then they open the curtain.

I draw guests live in three minutes, inside a booth, using nothing but a pen and a bit of chat.

They collect their portrait from the outside and walk away with something real, a small moment, hand-drawn, that they get to keep. UKWeddings

11/01/2026

It’s simple, the best things are. Are you looking for something entirely different and engaging for live event? Get in touch! I love a chat.

07/01/2026

It looks like a photo booth.
But it isn’t.
I sit inside and draw you in 3 minutes.
A pen, a chat, bish bash bosh.
You walk away with a hand-drawn portrait and a moment you won’t forget.
Human. Simple. Properly good fun.
Available to hire. Link in bio.


30/12/2025

2025, in short: It’s been tough.
I didn’t know my ink from my elbow for a lot of it.
I lost my main man, my dad, and mostly focused on surviving.
Grief is weird. Non-linear. Personal.
But I’m incredibly lucky to have this little rubbish business of mine. Even when it’s been challenging, and it has, it’s carried me through.
I’ve met some truly brilliant people this year.
Huge thanks to my industry supporters You’ve had my back more than you know. Thank you also to my amazing Booth babes (you know who you are)
At heart, I’m still a little raver.
If anyone fancies taking me out dancing, that’s what I need 🖤 Love’n light

Here’s to the New Year.
Fresh, but with low expectations, my favourite setting.
Mostly, just very happy to be alive.
Happy New Year 🖤 #2025

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