12/09/2025
Feedback Friday - Week 5
So, Steph & Graeme wanted a secret elopement on a teeny island in the middle of a stream near Killin. Romantic, right?
Here’s what actually happened:
The stream was in fact a raging river (OK, it was a slightly faster moving stream than they had expected due to heavy rain the night before)
It’ll only be ankle-deep, they said. Lies. I was up to my knees!
At one point, I spotted a shadow in the raging river (stream) which I believe was a shark or at the very least, a crocodile! Was it a twig? We’ll never know
Then there was the fence to get to the river. The dismount on the way back to the car was not one of my finest moments. The sheep in a nearby field were judgemental! Like they could have been more graceful!
But Steph & Graeme? Absolute legends. Cool, calm, and totally up for the chaos and their wedding photos of them actually in the raging river (stream) are absolutely stunning. It was the absolute best day all round, and after I was safely back in the car, with just a slightly wet bum, the smile never left my face for the whole drive home
As if the day wasn’t special enough, they went home and named two baby chicks after my wife and me 🐥🐥. Honestly, who else gets paid to marry people, nearly wrestle a shark (twig), stare down some judgey sheep and end up as chicken royalty!
Best. Job. Ever. ❤️